Tonto oh Tonto, whatever shall our social feeds be like without your endless misadventures?

So over the weekend her royal ‘highness’ Tonto was in London for her birthday bash from which she made an appearance at Iyanya’s Kukere concert and before we could say poko, Tonto was down on all fours with her bossoms struggling to share the spotlight with her. Now of what significance is this? If you haven’t already made the connection, allow us refresh your memory…

October 17, 2012: Tonto releases 2 singles ‘High’ and ‘Itz Ova’ to much public ridicule and fanfare

October 17, 2012: Burna Boy tweets disgust at said singles. In his words: “God punish all of you who disrespect the name of music by releasing d noisy wackness being released these days. Death is d least yu deserve”

October 21, 2012: Burna Boy, for no discernible reason falls on stage smack in the middle of his performance at the Hip Hop World Awards

Few hours after Hip Hop World Awards: Tonto Dike haven waited to get her pound of flesh over Burna Boy’s earlier comments tweets the following: “Gud Mrng Loverz*May all ur problemz b blinded wit dark shadez n Fall off their STAGE LiKE BURNABOY*IJN***#POKO#”….Hehehehhehe itz Karma baby*D bitch beautiful…….”

June 9, 2013……and 9 months later Tonto takes a fall of her own in the full glare of adoring fans in obodo oyinbo for that matter.



http://olofofovillage.com/touching-story-of-tonto-dikeh-and-burna-boy/

So Damn funny

karma dey sweet o

Hahahahaha! Very Touching!

waiting for Burna Boy reply

*patiently waiting who will be next to Jabor frm stage!

i no fit shout abeg.......wat type of tins

this one na permanent beef...burna boy, waiting for your blast. [color=#990000][/color]

Lol

Was this meant to be funny? Cos I'm not laughing


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/not-funny.gif

na season film ani duro wo tan

Damn!see as Tonto head lamps be like unripe mango for swamp

tonto dikeh on frontpage again? hmmm. nairaland

burna boy: dear tonto, if u have the money sponsor other upcoming artist and stop releasing senseless singles

E for b falling story not touching. Nobody touch dm, dm fall on their own freewill.

Burna boy prayer point go be maddatins

[size=18pt]HALTTTT!!!!!!! wuz dis rubbishhhh?!?!?!?![/size]

toto decay dis, toto decay dat

[size=18pt]I refuse to comment.[/size]

I was in the UK throughout 2011 and 2012 and I was reading a topic on nairaland on how wacky her songs were, i came back to Nigeria this year and I watched one of her videos and I was like 'God dis girl is mad' no single lyrics in d song just la la la shit with beats.Someone needs to start banning this girl's songs shez really embarrasing the name music.

na real prayer v. prayer

Anoda interesting fact abt dis is dat dey ar both frm rivers state

Burna BOy's Mama witchcraft strong pass Tonto dike's Mama witchcraft.

Make dem carry both of dem go Pastor Oyedepo
Make He slap witchcraft commot for dia body
Plus slap music commot for Tonto dike's Mouth.

NessaFresh: This is better

One day tonto drew a tattoo and burna boy touched [/b]it and tonto [b]touch burna boy back and burna boy preek touch tonto and tonto open toto tell burna to touch [/b]that side and then they [b]touch [/b]again and again..like we said its a [b]touching story

I think I like this story better than the OP's...

uchechuwku: Burna BOy's Mama witchcraft strong pass Tonto dike's Mama witchcraft.

Make dem carry both of dem go Pastor Oyedepo
Make He slap witchcraft commot for dia body
Plus slap music commot from Tonto dike's Mouth.

What nonsense is this?