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A Good Sermon! by olunifemi(f): 8:58pm On May 18, 2006 |
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!" The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river'". THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!! 1 Like |
Re: A Good Sermon! by Seun(m): 9:03pm On May 18, 2006 |
Hehehe. Amen, amen, amen! |
Re: A Good Sermon! by diddy4(m): 10:19pm On May 18, 2006 |
recycled |
Re: A Good Sermon! by olembe(m): 2:50pm On May 19, 2006 |
diddy, you really have a problem.they havent started sending you bad mails, they will soon start appearing at your door.for gogs sake must you always have something to say.just an advice-learn to look the other way if you dont want nairalanders to post a topic about you-ma 2 cents |
Re: A Good Sermon! by furlee(m): 3:06pm On May 19, 2006 |
lol. In fact the whole church will become drunkards. |
Re: A Good Sermon! by micklplus(m): 3:44pm On May 19, 2006 |
really, a very nice and cool joke ! it made me laugh very well the first time i came across it here. its been here before. Cheers |
Re: A Good Sermon! by dm(m): 7:09pm On May 19, 2006 |
diddy4dt: Re-re-cycled |
Re: A Good Sermon! by diddy4(m): 7:50pm On May 19, 2006 |
olembe: ***yawning**** so eh where you talking to me? |
Re: A Good Sermon! by eveseh(f): 9:51pm On May 19, 2006 |
lol lol really funny |
Re: A Good Sermon! by olunifemi(f): 2:26pm On May 23, 2006 |
;d |
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