A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of LIARS. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17.

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand. Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, you are the very people I want to talk to. Mark has only 16 chapters.

Awwwwwwww, that was good! He caught them out real good!

ahahahahaha this is what italians call FIGURA DI MERDA!

I'm glad you ladies liked it!

I sure did!

WOW vexxy,dat was awesome. all liars in church!

lawd knows i woulda been one of those people that raised their hands,  good one

haha! Scorpio you are funny! *I would have done the same thing!*

hehehehee

Back to the old school jamz

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Who else

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Make una vote for me tomorrow o

wat party

Owanbe

ok o. owanbe democracy 4 eva semo meji 4 eba

You are a very brilliant girl

kip ya kiss

Make i no waste am on you

gud boy

una too go soon go yaba left

i be hin nurse na he get special ward

Yeap, am VIP

onye ara

were

chai
that one bad ooo

maukachi

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