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China Phone Wahala by adamooye5(m): 8:42pm On Jun 20, 2013
As Blackberry don chop
my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, come
take some money buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter
etc..
3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa,
blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc
5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed
call
6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected"
7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth
device found" =)).
8. When fine gal waka
passe, e go show "Ur favourite food found"
9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg I wan sell am! Who
wan buy ooo...?
Re: China Phone Wahala by macdanny247(m): 10:45pm On Jun 20, 2013
my guy abeg nah dat kind phone i need, dis my Z10 don tire me
Re: China Phone Wahala by AdefarakanAO: 9:43pm On Jun 21, 2013
I don laugh cheesy tire o!
Re: China Phone Wahala by yemmyEB(f): 11:43am On Jun 22, 2013
na where u buy dat phone?

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