Flow1759 is not my b.b pin, it is the Name of the most prolific comedy writer on N.L.
Calling him professor of "Ribcrackology" is an understatement.
Dont even bother to find "Ribcrackology" in oxford english dictionary FYI, it'ld be like searching for concrete Fart.
BTW Flow was born on the 23/6/xxxx. xxxx is not a Mojo concept,(make i still explain mojo? Okay na pornogra.phy) xxxx connotes a missing variable.
He was born in the barrack, ever since after his first poo, he has maintained a positive correspondence with poo, going as far as noting the many variants of poo.
Well, so much for poo.

Flow belongs to the category of humans, William sheldon would call "mesomorph" one vatal characteristic of this group of humans is that they're very active when in trouble. For instance when whipped with a 'koboko' flow calls 'BAGGA' 'BURGER'.
'Koboko' is not a stuttering pronounciation of 'kobo' which used to be the smallest unit of the nigeria's currency. Koboko, since i was a kid, had always been used to refer to 'horsewhip'. If i whip you with a horsewhip, after groaning in pain, you tend to call me 'SIR' When next you want to address me.
As for 'Bagga' it's a Frat Term.

If you've been on nairaland for some time and you don't know Flow on Lit Section, 'you're still on a Long Thing'
long thing as used here, is not referring to Bill Clinton's 'Uku i Uku'(joy.stick) ,which i hear is very long. 'you're still on a long thing' is a naija slang, if i say 'you're still on a long thing.' i mean you don't know much.


Flow is not River niger , but in his words 'still i flow'.


Flow and his Crony, Brainbox have'nt gotten anything less than an 'A 'premium in L.T101 and L.T102. L.T101 & L.T 102 Are looting course codes. (if you don't know, read 'Man wey dey Reason' by flow on nairaland literature section. Okpe!)
'okpe' is not gibberish, it is what an american would call "dumb.ar.se'.
Flow and Marijuana are in the best of terms, sometimes the latter performs in the capacity of 'acting special advicer' to the former. Those are the times flow taps at the ar.se of a lady he doesn't know.

Finally, Legend has it that Flow is not from Tottenham, but in his words ' so i Tot' .

Happy Birthday to Flow1759! Still you flow!

Share your own mock biography of flow. Brief and short, with as much of Flow's writing style infused. Have fun!

Nice one

yemi2plus2: Nice one

yemi i read your 2go love story, if there's anyone who's a proflowritingstyle genius, i think it should be you..
So lets see your mock biography. For Flow!! For 1759!!

Aysometin lets see what you've got.

Mr shroud: Flow1759 is not my b.b pin, it is the Name of the most prolific comedy writer on N.L.
Calling him professor of "Ribcrackology" is an understatement.
Dont even bother to find "Ribcrackology" in oxford english dictionary FYI, it'ld be like searching for concrete Fart.
BTW Flow was born on the 23/6/xxxx. xxxx is not a Mojo concept,(make i still explain mojo? Okay na pornogra.phy) xxxx connotes a missing variable.
He was born in the barrack, ever since after his first poo, he has maintained a positive correspondence with poo, going as far as noting the many variants of poo.
Well, so much for poo.

Flow belongs to the category of humans, William sheldon would call "mesomorph" one vatal characteristic of this group of humans is that they're very active when in trouble. For instance when whipped with a 'koboko' flow calls 'BAGGA' 'BURGER'.
'Koboko' is not a stuttering pronounciation of 'kobo' which used to be the smallest unit of the nigeria's currency. Koboko, since i was a kid, had always been used to refer to 'horsewhip'. If i whip you with a horsewhip, after groaning in pain, you tend to call me 'SIR' When next you want to address me.
As for 'Bagga' it's a Frat Term.

If you've been on nairaland for some time and you don't know Flow on Lit Section, 'you're still on a Long Thing'
long thing as used here, is not referring to Bill Clinton's 'Uku i Uku'(joy.stick) ,which i hear is very long. 'you're still on a long thing' is a naija slang, if i say 'you're still on a long thing.' i mean you don't know much.


Flow is not River niger , but in his words 'still i flow'.


Flow and his Crony, Brainbox have'nt gotten anything less than an 'A 'premium in L.T101 and L.T102. L.T101 & L.T 102 Are looting course codes. (if you don't know, read 'Man wey dey Reason' by flow on nairaland literature section. Okpe!)
'okpe' is not gibberish, it is what an american would call "dumb.ar.se'.
Flow and Marijuana are in the best of terms, sometimes the latter performs in the capacity of 'acting special advicer' to the former. Those are the times flow taps at the ar.se of a lady he doesn't know.

Finally, Legend has it that Flow is not from Tottenham, but in his words ' so i Tot' .

Happy Birthday to Flow1759! Still you flow!

Share your own mock biography of flow. Brief and short, with as much of Flow's writing style infused. Have fun!

hahahahahahahaha. Where you said Igboh advises me, made me rolled on the floor laughing. NICE ONE

flow1759:


hahahahahahahaha. Where you said Igboh advises me, made me rolled on the floor laughing. NICE ONE

lol..Thanks BaBa Flow!
Ur laughter is my Trophy.