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A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Agent8706(m): 2:06pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Guys what do u think about this? Cool or not Is it a sin or not Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend. Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” Girl: But I don't love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying. Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens." Girl: But why me? Thereare a lot of girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all." Girl: But what is in me that you like? Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you." Girl: But I'm not beautiful. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised." Girl: What do you want to happen? Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you." Girl: But I dont believe in Love.. Boy: Luke 1v45,."Blessed is she that believeth for there shall be performance of those things which were told by the Lord. |
Re: A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Caracta(f): 2:41pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
It is finished! |
Re: A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Agent8706(m): 4:52pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Finished? How do you mean pls? |
Re: A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Mudley313: 7:45pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Guy toasting woman with bible verses: Boy: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet." (1 timothy 2:12) Girl: Boy: "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says." (1 Corinthians 14:34) Girl: Boy: They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof." Girl: Bible: A guide towards misogyny |
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