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Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by ohilebo(m): 3:20pm On May 14, 2008 |
Guys, let us remember some Grammar wahala we had or which some of our mates had, and I know they made us laugh our heads off then. One of the School Prefects was told to get some stubborn juniors who were loitering about the school premises and as the Prefect tried to catch the boys he fell down and he got so angry that when the School Principal asked him why he could not get any of the boys the following conversation follow; Principal: why did u allow those stupid boys to escape? Prefect: But Sir, One pass here, one pass there, am I to be division myself into twice? Our School was invited to a party by Music club of a Girl’s School, and when we got to the Venue a very Big Girl with Muscles all over her face was asking: Are you invitation? Where is your invited? |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by kayowalemi(m): 3:35pm On May 14, 2008 |
after a fowl at goal post you hear: Penarity! Penarity!! Penarity!!! Instead of penalty Grammar of annoyance You are Konkobility. I didn't know it was never in Dictionary until WAEC got close |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by alex406(m): 3:59pm On May 14, 2008 |
The whole house was boring one day like that and i decided to go out and see if i can get a girl to play with,Details Asap: ME Hey whats up babe can i see you for a moment? SHE: sorry my papa send me medicine,he talk say make i run kati kati ME: Just a moment please, i really need to have some words with you SHE: I have telled you that my daddy sended me message Men i was totally disappointed and if you see this girl,she is as pretty as Queen Lucifa. |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by segunpc(m): 4:15pm On May 14, 2008 |
said wat u want to said and let me wenting. |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by ohilebo(m): 4:30pm On May 14, 2008 |
Coversation between classmates ! Please remove the shoe from the climate, rain is about to fell I have a Friend , he is the worstest of all the bad boys in our Street, he beated his sister and nakeded she in the presence of public |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by jaymobb(m): 5:40pm On May 14, 2008 |
my driver wud soon came to pick us to the home and na one fine chic does days talk this one |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by tytylayor: 5:49pm On May 14, 2008 |
in my sis class den teacher: what r u lookin for student: i am finding for my ruler |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by tytylayor: 5:51pm On May 14, 2008 |
another one kikomin i was coming, i met them fighting, i seperted them, they don |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by ohilebo(m): 8:32am On May 15, 2008 |
A boy was trying to get the attention of a girl, and the girl did not want to talk to him, later she got angry and replied, '' Everyday I am pass this road you will be calling me siiiiiii siiiiiiiii, now I have came, told me what you want to told me and let me went'' |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by tonib(f): 9:42am On May 15, 2008 |
this is a conversation between two girls girl1: hmmmmmmm mo ma degace e ni ko ti mo mi girl2: it is true lets us degace her we will saying it is onda from above Another this between a teacher and some students one two three four of you enter your shoe and follow me |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by clemcykul(f): 10:39am On May 15, 2008 |
please go and check if the food have don |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by tytylayor: 11:24am On May 15, 2008 |
clem i sure say na u tlk dat one |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by jaymobb(m): 11:49am On May 15, 2008 |
conversion between mum and son mum: junior are u still hungry junior: no, i av chop belle full |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by SPIFF(m): 12:02pm On May 15, 2008 |
1. TWO GUYS WERE DISCUSSING. AT A POINT, ONE OF THE GUY SAID. IT IS MATTER OF COOPERATE" 2. I WENT TO A FRIENDS CLASS IN THE JSS DAYS AND THE CLASS PREFECT APPROACHED ME AND ASKED, 'WHAT ARE YOU WANT"" |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by ohilebo(m): 12:17pm On May 15, 2008 |
Two school boys after fighting were asked the cause of the fight, Teacher: Why are you boys fighting? 1st Boy: I is waka my own, and this boy come and put his leg in my forward 2nd Boy: Haaaa, excuse me Sir, It is a lie, I was wakaring my own, this boy come and jam me and when I ask him why? He blowed me on my mind. A junior student was asked to call another boy and he said, Hey you boy in my forward, the Senior in my backward said you should came. |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by Jeovy(m): 12:35pm On May 15, 2008 |
A prefect was on stage addressing the student when someone hissed.The prefect almost killed us with his grammer; when he asked who did mssssssssssssssh when I was talking? |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by ohilebo(m): 2:39pm On May 15, 2008 |
Teacher and Students Physics Teacher: what is Matter? Student: Matter is when two people are fight and you are ask them '' What is matter?'' Geography Teacher: What is an Airport? Student: An Airport is a place where egbe ndi-ocha is flying up and flying down |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by tytylayor: 4:06pm On May 16, 2008 |
ohi i fear u o |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by ohilebo(m): 4:20pm On May 16, 2008 |
@ tyty, why are u fearing me na? I was only talk watin I hear for school before |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by djcrooky(m): 4:39pm On May 16, 2008 |
he scored at the ninety oneth minute i am calling u and u are wakaing away increase the volume of your leg do u think i am a children u are noting but a disgusting infact u are the fooler |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by clemcykul(f): 4:55pm On May 16, 2008 |
you have tried go to bed |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by djcrooky(m): 5:38pm On May 16, 2008 |
clemcykul: seriously do us all a favor and unplug ur computer |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by showbobo(m): 10:35pm On May 16, 2008 |
why not burn it |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by RichDad1(m): 12:15am On May 17, 2008 |
Prefect:Instead of you to be counting your book you are killing noise , lol Student:What had i do Raise down your Hands |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by chidipupay(m): 5:06am On May 17, 2008 |
Imagine A boy walked up to a girl to toast her and the boy said: sister you resemble familiar Teacher: Spell your name Student: I can fit sir, Boy: Hello Igbo Girl: Why are u calring me? Are u a rawyer? or did you study raw in school, perease i am rooking for selious man for ma-liage and not ti-li ti-li thing like you |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by ohilebo(m): 10:39am On May 19, 2008 |
@ chidipupay , chai !!! Engrish harooooo |
Re: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by chidipupay(m): 6:22pm On May 21, 2008 |
I want to go and bought blead |
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