Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My
name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."

Another guy says, "What's that?"

The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."

Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks, "What's that?"

He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."

A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a
WIFE."

Larry says, "A WIFE? What's a WIFE?"

She says, "That means, "Wash, Iron, Bleep, Etc."

Ah !!! Ko da oo!!

wetin no good
no be wetin we marry them for be that?

@sholabanke
me an you no dey for the same category.

Perhaps thats what you married your wife for but I certainly didn't marry mine so as to get free sex, or to wash and iron for me (she doesn't do these either). Make you no forget, in life you get what you say!!

hahahahahahahahhaah nice one

but she go need do house job apart from anything she may still dey do as work

Boy u have wrong values.
Really twisted!

you hit the nail on its manliness head

hum

Any Wife In da House I am a SSS (Single & Seriously Searching)

This was a joke?

Rich Dad:

Any Wife In da House I am a SSS (Single & Seriously Searching)

and you want one on NL?
abeg,
Then go rob you and jilt you

the joke need small maggi.

meaning of W I F E
W - war

I - in the house

F - for

E - everyman

@ tytylayor

True talk

man go marry so?

y not, dem no get d mind na

clem hw u dey na long time no read post

tytylayor:

meaning of W I F E
W - war

I - in the house

F - for

E - everyman

Bros pray make God no give u dat kind WIFE or else,

holythug:

my own ll b Wondeful Instrument For Entertainment

how do U mean, are U going to offer her 2 ur friends as entertainment when dey come 2 ur house or will she be 4 ur own entertainment?

chai!!! WOMEN una don suffer.

:d

u don 4get say na hin instrument dem dey use play jingle bell, jingle bell?

:d :d :d

u knoe, knoe b4?

e don noe nw

double palava for dead body . . . . . . . .and the owner of dead body.

holythug:

my own ll b Wondeful Instrument For Entertainment

na wa ooooooooooooo which one be this again?
only God can deliever us from them wifey,
please dont give meaning to wifey again o

. . . . Much better.