NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.

According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."

According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.

"This is amazing," says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for NASA's Mars Exploration Program. "We went into the cave looking for water, and we found proof of God's existence instead.


"I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there's not a single atheist inside NASA's control room now. What we saw was jaw-dropping."

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NASA's Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability.

Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.

However the tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh," represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.

"When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society," explains a political scientist at Georgetown University. "Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We're gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months."

Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.

"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story," he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth."


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God is real!!!

Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.

"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story," he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth."

finally, his real intention.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real.....

never knew Moses was Chinese aalso.

since the message doesn't have an igbo/yoruba/hausa version , it's probably not for us

. two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants ....

glory glory
if a 40-days starved Moses could lift a copy of these.

And maybe every thing in the book happened in Mars.

interesting

Deo Gracias

Pictures please. Seeing is believing

If you believe a virgin can give birth, you can believe anything...

musKeeto: If you believe a virgin can give birth, you can believe anything...

Lol!

Btw, did oyedepo really say that?

specialguest: Pictures please. Seeing is believing

Like You Recognise God's Handwriting When You See It?

You can write and say whatever you wish,even saying Jesus did not exist,but it will be to your detriment , because you can not use your head.

Only a fool will say God does not exist,irrespective of his academic qualification.

A request for picture and other parsonal research is a step in the right direction,because "you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free."

God is real and His judgmt is awaiting every disobedience .

Dygeasy: Like You Recognise God's Handwriting When You See It?

Well we saw pictures of babies born in Lagos holding Quran"s. Not that it tells us if God himself placed the items there but atleast we still satisfied our curiousity with the images.

If they say that"s God"s handwriting fine but I would love to know what it looks like.

Wow!!!

Am speechless..

Some folks will actually believe this...Well, folks have believed more incredulous stuff over the ages...Smh

bknight:

Lol!

Btw, did oyedepo really say that?

Check the twitter handle. I just taya, my guy..

Please, you people should confirm stories before publishing them... this is how you end up misleading people. The Daily Currant (where you got ur story from )is an American satirical news blog that focuses on politics, technology, and entertainment. They have previously published stories like "pope Benedict comes out as gay", and "facebook begins charging to delete photos".

To make things easier, google "The Daily Currant" and read more about them, or better off, read this wikipedia link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Currant

Finally, am pleading with you guys to please stop spreading wrong gists.... one day now, una go publish say "Obasanjo has been voted by cosmopolitan, as the the sexiest politician alive"