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| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 5:23pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
This interrupted the game the new couple were so much fired up for. Both seun and Mukina could not have a wink of sleep throughout the night since Donkollione and sutoboy wouldn’t sleep too. |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 5:24pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
[b]It was morning and Guapo and Bunmioguns were at the Okija shrine to demand explanations from the renowned eye of the gods why Guapo lost the historic battle after all the effort they had put in the battle. After the dreaded Okija had allowed the two friends to agitate and whine for some time, he simply quizzed, “where did you get those hairs from?”. Apparently Okija was referring to the pubic hairs the two drunks brought as Mukina’s hairs. “Those were the pubic hairs of Mukina herself, shaven by Popowaa her daughter and handed over to bushy my son”, Bunmioguns answered. There was a brief silence after the exchange, then Okija angrily orderd, “Summon that boy here at once!”. Guapo and Bunmioguns had no idea of the boy the dreaded jujuman was talking about, until Okija screamed once more, “ I said bring me bushyanus here at once!”. In a jiffy, bushyanus who was still recovering from the beatings in school was before the Okija shrine, alongside Bunmioguns his father and the embattled el Guapo. Okija without much ado asked the boy, “ where did you get those hairs from?”. Bushy in a state of confusion asked, “which hairs wise one?”.Okija getting impatient asked again, “ I said, where did you get those hairs you claim to be Mukina’s pubic hairs from?”. Bushyanus at this stage shivering and knowing very well the capabilities of Okija juju confessed, “erm…erm…they were hairs from my own yansh!”  [/b]2 Likes |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by lbotus(f): 10:47pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
LMAO. Bushy anus shaved part of the bushy hair on his yansh for his father. *faints*  |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by boron10(m): 10:57am On Oct 22, 2013 |
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| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by bingbagbo(m): 8:42pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
[b]Guapo and Bunmioguns now knowing the reason behind the historic defeat, left the shrine in shame. Bushyanus knowing very well what awaited him in the house didn’t bother going home. He left the shrine for Popowa’s place where he enjoyed Popowa fully. It was a night Popowa had always dreamt of but never had because of her mum Mukina’s ever presence. Bushyanus didn’t spare Popowa at all as they damaged the bed Mukina had left for her daughter. It was early Saturday morning in KetewPomponi and most of the inhabitants had left for the farm.it was only 190 left in the house since he was still recuperating after his surgery and the ever lazy bunmioguns had left for Guapo’s house. 190 strangely began having errections for the first time since he got the horse’s kpekus.Because his Kpekus was extraordinarily big, it tore his loin. He all of a sudden began having feelings to screw. Unfortunately, there was no one around since most of the women had gone to farm. He held his long firm horse Kpekus and left for GHKwame’s pig farm.190 looked left from right, once there was nobody watching, hopped into the pig farm, grabbed one fat female pig and began the to and fro movement on the pig who apparently was also watching. Soon, the othe female pigs in there surrounded 190 and through sounds and gestures demanded their own turns as well.190 at this stage filled with the spirit of melancholy jumped from one pig to the other and was doing justice to them.[/b] 1 Like |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by SugaryBelle(f): 11:10pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
ewww,190 haff suffer.lol |
| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by 190theclown: 1:33am On Oct 26, 2013 |
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| Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by BUSHYANUS(m): 5:52am On Oct 26, 2013 |
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