During a
wedding reception; the groom
was called upon to give his vote
of thanks to his guests and this is
what he came up with:
1. I want
to first of all thank the Lord
Almighty for creating my wife and
to also thank the pastor and his
wife for lending us their wedding
rings.
2. Special appreciation to
my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for
approving the loan I used for the
wedding.
4. Big thanks to the
committee of friends for the
appeal fund they raised on my
behalf.
5. Also to my brother's
wife, thank you for lending us
your wedding gown.
6. Am so
grateful to the cake designer for
the cake. I promised to return it
tomorrow morning as agreed
without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends
who brought food from their
homes to help me feed you all. Please for
those who were served
food good luck and for Those
who didn't get any, well we will
make it up to you during our child
dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents
for bringing the village cultural
band to supply the music as well
as entertain us all here, today.
9.
Not forgetting the church
marriage committee, thank you
for persuading my wife to marry
me.
10. Appreciation to the
married men in the church for
rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out,
thanks a lot for teaching my wife
how to dance.
12. To the youths,
thank you for sweeping and
decorating this venue with palm
fronds.
13. I am also grateful to
my teenage friends for helping
with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for
contributing money for the
camera man
15. Well, I wish you all
safe journey and I pray you don't
experience what I suffered for
this wedding.
Thank you...Do have
a blessed day

Bastard!!! Na poverty go kill all him family!!! Who send am go marry?

na so my bro

o God u r in hell poverty