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Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Ishilove: 1:59pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Someone sent me this link and I feel I just have to share. Nawa for Nigerian women. There is supposedly a lady who can fix **** to become as sweet as sugar or honey or both sugar and honey mixed together! All you need to do is eat a whole chicken without cracking the bones and the rest is history. This is the second time i am hearing of this chicken tales...now it seems to have become fashion. If you read this and you have tested Mama Dolphin, please tell us your story. ''The venerable" Mama Dolphin is so called because her office or her house{ or is it her prayer headquarters} is said to be in Dolphin Estate on the Island is said to be the in thing right now. According to the gist flying around, we hear she's probably the saviour of the singles and the married women alike right now. What does she do, you all might want to know? Her's is love enchantment of the maddest kind, the queue we hear at her abode in Dolphin Estate is unbelievable, once you see mama then all is well with you and your dilemma or case. How does she go about it?? We hear she would prepare you a whole cockerel or Chicken well done to be eaten. But eating it comes with a proviso: It must be eaten by you alone whole not to be shared at all and then also you must make sure that the bones are all intact, it must not be cracked at all. After this is done whatsoever the lady does, the husband would not raise an eyelid. Even if a trailer passes through it would okay by the husband. That's not all, if the lady (wife, girlfriend or mistress) asks for the whole universe the man would provide it, no matter what. It doesn't just end there, the other part is the enchanted waist bead that mama gives her clients; old, young, single or married. Then once a man 'checks out' or encounters the Bermuda triangle of the waist bead wearer, except God helps the man, he is forever hooked. He becomes a puppet in her hand, totally subservient to all her whims. *Na wah oooooooooooooh... DO THESE THINGS WORK? * SOURCE: http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2013/07/meet-mama-dolphin-lady-who-fixes-tohtoh.html?m=1 |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Ishilove: 2:03pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Naija girls I hail una o! 1 Like |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by naptu2: 2:03pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Huh |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by princesa(f): 2:05pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
A srange world we live in! I pity the male folks |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Ishilove: 2:09pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
There is a certain moniker by the name 'BIGVAJINA" who might need Mama's services... *just saying* |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by ChainBlinger: 2:18pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Ishilove: There is a certain moniker by the name 'BIGVAJINA" who might need Mama's services...there's no cure for being a c*unt, auntie. 1 Like |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Ishilove: 2:24pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Chain_Blinger: there's no cure for being a c*unt, auntie. |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
chicken tale indeed....anyone who believes this crap deserves to be biatch slapped at a 45 degree angle! JUJU NONSENSE 1 Like |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Ishilove: 4:28pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
MRbrownJAY: chicken tale indeed....anyone who believes this crap deserves to be biatch slapped at a 45 degree angle! JUJU NONSENSEYou are obviously not Nigerian. Obviously When you enter hole wey Mama Dolphin don decorate with jazz, na dat time you go know sey juju is very very real. 1 Like |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by ciphoenix: 4:51pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
na wa o 2 Likes |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by ciphoenix: 9:07pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Ishilove:you don enter before? Edit: Why'd they hide JAY's comment? |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Na real Wah! Ooooo Message to Mukina #Free Abu Mikey |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by opeano(m): 12:26am On Jul 14, 2013 |
hmmm.. Must cost a fortune. She dey tighten tohtoh too? Cos u dint state dat, ladies myt actually choose dat instead of dat diabolical remote control tins, knowinfully well dat it must av some side effects n donts. Just sayin# |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Freiburger(m): 10:19am On Jul 14, 2013 |
@ Ishilove, every kitty suppose to dey sweet pass sugar and honey na, abi God create some kitty with bitterleave? Why you come dey do advert for mama Dolphin for here na? |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by HURUCHI(m): 10:56am On Jul 14, 2013 |
Freiburger: @ Ishilove, every kitty suppose to dey sweet pass sugar and honey na, abi God create some kitty with bitterleave? may be just may be na him or her be mama dolphin |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Ishilove: 6:29pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
HURUCHI:Na you sabi dat one. I even heard that people are now been turned back from the estate because the crowd of strange faces is becoming worrisome to the residents. |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by pak: 7:39am On Jul 26, 2013 |
Ishi, please can you pay her a visit on behalf of nairaland and let's know how it turns out with your beau . . . E.g. eat her chiken and then go home and give bf a dirty slap....then come back and let's know how it worked out (or didn't) |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by naptu2: 7:43am On Jul 26, 2013 |
pak: Ishi, please can you pay her a visit on behalf of nairaland and let's know how it turns out with your beau . . . 1 Like |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Ishilove: 8:37am On Jul 26, 2013 |
pak: Ishi, please can you pay her a visit on behalf of nairaland and let's know how it turns out with your beau . . .I have a better suggestion. Let us go TOGETHER, then I will wack the chicken and all. After eating, make I sama you beta slap. If your first instinct is to hug me and not slap me, then I will come here to testify 2 Likes |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Mynd44: 8:58am On Jul 26, 2013 |
Have you people wonder if the guests actually go there for the chicken? how many places in Lagos do people get to eat a whole chicken without having to share? 2 Likes |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Ishilove: 6:27am On Jul 27, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Have you people wonder if the guests actually go there for the chicken?After chopping the shicken, you shall become putty in my hands 1 Like |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Mynd44: 7:01am On Jul 27, 2013 |
Ishilove:Yeah right. I will eat, wash my mouth and leave |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by free2ryhme: 11:51am On Jul 27, 2013 |
Die hard runs babe!! . Una dey try sha. If 2mrw u no fit born pikin now, u no go gree ur neighbors sleep wit mid9t prayers. Wasted generation!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Ishilove: 2:42pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Mynd_44:You're tempting me |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Mynd44: 3:31pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Ishilove:In fact, I wanna eat some chicken right now. Wanna take me there? 1 Like |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by princesa(f): 4:05pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
mynd no oh, don't go we still want you sane and hearty to attend to us all, not just to ishilove oh |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Mynd44: 4:19pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
princesa: mynd no oh, don't goI am going for the free chicken |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by princesa(f): 4:47pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Mynd_44: what about you free will? ishilove will get it |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Mynd44: 4:54pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
princesa:My free will will overwhelme her and she will return it. It is a miracle I survive with it |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by princesa(f): 5:35pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Mynd_44:what more can i say, there goes ur hrt and mind, all for ishilove... and there goes your kiss |
Re: Meet 'Mama Dolphin'--the Lady Who 'BENDS' men by Mynd44: 5:38pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
princesa:Wait till I catch you......the lip lock will be so long, you won't believe it |
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