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Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
I love Cake Wrecks and if you haven't checked out the site, then get over there because it's like lucite stripper shoes – sometimes tacky, sometimes scary and always awesome. I asked Jen if I could pull a couple of the shower cakes for a post, you can imagine how thrilled I was when she said "go for it". Let me tell ya, I was not disappointed in the plethora of batshit cakes that people serve up at baby showers. Here are just a few that are as tasty as electric-blue, store bought frosting: [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b82f8/1300210800037/?format=750w[/img] "What? I thought it was spelled "Tschower". Godammit. Hand me that rag, would ya?" [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b82f9/1300211088023/?format=750w[/img] I love Babbies. The more 'b's the better. (Unless it's actually 'Baffies'. Now that would be stupid.) [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b82fa/1300211271597/?format=750w[/img] "Just a sliver of giant tit for me, please. I'm trying to watch my weight." [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b82fb/1300211323343/?format=750w[/img] Nothing says "edible" quite like an abdomen gash with a hand sticking out. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b82fc/1300211438777/?format=750w[/img] This is actually a really beautiful cake until you realize you have to cut into a sleeping infant. No, that's not disturbing or anything. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b82fd/1300211549723/?format=750w[/img] Again, we have to cut this cake, people. I don't want to eat half of a baby's face (judging from the photo, I'd eat the whole head but I wouldn't be happy about it.) [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b82fe/1300211971009/?format=750w[/img] Why do I feel like it was the 18-year-old brother's job to get the cake? [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b82ff/1300212055677/?format=750w[/img] It is important that we all know why we are gathered here today. Stick lady + cup of sperm = heart, baby, heart. All together now... [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b8300/1300212756067/?format=750w[/img] I'm really hoping this isn't what Tristan looked like. If it was, then my bad and I tip my hat to your charming cake. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b8301/1300213012777/?format=750w[/img] WTF is happening here? Why is a burnt ET sitting on top of a t.v.? Welcome to the world, Ethan. You're surrounded by nuts. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b8302/1300213181005/?format=750w[/img] Maybe the parents decided to name this child "Finally" regardless of gender because I can't even figure out what they were going for here. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b8303/1300213300623/?format=750w[/img] Oh, it's a baby BABY shower. Crap, I need to get another card. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b8304/1300213409087/?format=750w[/img] I have no idea what they find weird about this cake?! Maybe the woman they were having the shower for wasn't named Olivia. Now *that* would be awkward. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b8305/1300213600737/?format=750w[/img] Actually, this is exactly how Connie gave birth – surrounded by rosettes while her giant boob-balls rolled into her mouth. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b8306/1300213827087/?format=750w[/img] Yes, congratulations on your headless baby, now let's eat its feet. Mmmmm, uterus. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b8308/1300213928027/?format=750w[/img] What you can't see is Uncle Bob's interpretive dance that goes along with this cake. It's all about learning through poetry and movement. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b8309/1300214156012/?format=750w[/img] Is it worse to eat a beautiful baby cake or a creepy one? Creepy cake babies have rights too, you know. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b830a/1300214261005/?format=750w[/img] This is possibly the best cake I have ever seen. If I had witness this cake in 1977, my head would have exploded or I would have done something like this. With the protection of Darth Vader in an acid tripping, air-brushed universe, that lucky little baby can't lose. She just can't lose. [img]http://static.squarespace.com/static/505ca0a4e4b08da3b4046e42/50784a3ee4b02a8ed67b7a1c/50784a3fe4b02a8ed67b830b/1300214545913/?format=750w[/img] This isn't even a cake but I am horrified that someone has taken the two things I love most – meatloaf and bacon – and molded it into the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So there you have it. Now get out there and get your creepy "babby" cake holding a cup of sperm and some bacon. Happy showers, Peeps! Oh but wait, there's more. It gives me such joy to think you guys see a crazy ass baby shower cake and think of me. Here's a couple you've sent that I think are just magic: Golly that's a lot of detail -- "Grandma, can I interest you in a slice of taint?" After I got over the initial shock of these cupcakes, I decided they were awesome like a cat playing piano. Gimme two! Wow. Just wow. This cake is so entirely awesome that I can't handle it. First I saw the head. Nice. Then I saw the strawberries. It really is an art to make strawberries disturbing. Then, and only then, did I happen to notice the sprinkles for the asshole. This truly is a cake of many layers. Source: http://www.pregnantchicken.com/pregnant-chicken-blog/2011/3/15/cake-wrecks-baby-shower-edition.html 1 Like |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by Nobody: 1:39am On Jul 14, 2013 |
I applaud the creativity on display; but some of the cakes are too weird |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by aniiii(f): 1:55am On Jul 14, 2013 |
The cup cakes Nice thread! |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by Nobody: 1:56am On Jul 14, 2013 |
cool . |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by tjskii(f): 12:27pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Those cupcakes though,lemme steal an xpression from a NLnder DAYUMMMM |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Those vägina cupcakes |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by Airforce1(m): 6:48pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Vaagina cupcakes |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by remecy(f): 10:02am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Nice job there. Inasmuch as i love cakes, i doubt if i can eat those baby cakes that look so real, expect i don't know the shape of cake. |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by Tinyemeka(m): 9:23pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
Hmm... I can only imagine. Staring at a cake and having a boner. Bon.er! Dammit! What are the odds? |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
Tinyemeka: Hmm... I can only imagine. Staring at a cake and having a boner. Bon.er! Dammit! What are the odds? Don't worry.. I think some fat chicks get turned on by cake too 1 Like |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by Vansnickers: 4:44pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
I'll eat up those vag!na cup cakes. No Pun intended. |
Re: Best of the worst Baby Shower Cake Wrecks.. by dasparrow: 11:24am On Aug 13, 2013 |
Post Some of the cakes are not bad but some are just |
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