Ds wil b ma 1st joke here, hope u all enjoy it,
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,
when he comes upon
a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds
to walk into the
water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns
around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks
the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk
answers, "Yes, I
am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the
water. He pulls him
up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found
Jesus? "The drunk
replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher
shocked at the
answer, dunks him into the water again for a little
longer. He again
pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you
found Jesus my
brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't
found Jesus." By this
time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the
drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him
down for about
30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and
legs he pulls him
up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love
of God have you
found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and
says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
The pastor is also drunk.

;DNice one.

Jennyamaka: Nice one.

hmmm