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| Pastor And His Congregation by seeni4ever(m): 7:46pm On Mar 06, 2006 |
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by micklplus(m): 2:09pm On Mar 07, 2006 |
 i love this o.its funny |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by iffe(f): 4:23pm On Mar 07, 2006 |
so funny  |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Z4M4eva(f): 11:00pm On Mar 07, 2006 |
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| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by spikelord(m): 5:59pm On Mar 08, 2006 |
Laughing my ass off! |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by bagoma(f): 8:34pm On Mar 08, 2006 |
 , very funny. |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by babymine(f): 10:05am On Mar 09, 2006 |
Yeah, so so funny! |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by papermoon(f): 6:01pm On Mar 09, 2006 |
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| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Ebano(m): 3:02am On Mar 17, 2006 |
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| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by scholarist: 5:55pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
| ;Dhahaha ;Dhohohoho ;Dhihihihi infacthiohiohio ;Dhiahiahiahia ;Dhoi hoi hoi i go faint ooooooooooooo hoia hoia hoia aaaaaaaaaaaaaahai hjai hai help i cant stop laughing hau hau hau ;Dhui hui hui hui hui hyu hyu hyu hyu huhuhuhu hyhy hyhy , AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tytylayor: 5:59pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
if u faint nobody go carry u for hia, admin dey on strike  |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by dani1luv: 6:03pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
nd y? Nl nor dey on strike too  |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by nerosiro: 4:42pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
funny oooooooo my head aches and my tummy bleeds |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by studio43(m): 4:55pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
The joke no bad sha lol |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 1:38am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Stale like studios anus |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Etinoh(m): 7:41pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Na funy joke n u dey among d best joker. |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by 4peace(m): 10:01pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
ha ha ha ga ga ga |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 10:06pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
What sort of laughter is that? |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 11:58pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Israeli laffta |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:01am On Apr 03, 2010 |
Are we safe  |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 12:04am On Apr 03, 2010 |
of course we are |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:07am On Apr 03, 2010 |
Will you hold me |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 12:26am On Apr 03, 2010 |
ASAP |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:31am On Apr 03, 2010 |
I dont want again |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 12:35am On Apr 03, 2010 |
OMG! u're complicated |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:43am On Apr 03, 2010 |
You left me  |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 12:51am On Apr 03, 2010 |
No, I didnt. I said i'll brb **pls lets leave d Tuface thread abeg. those mods** |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:59am On Apr 03, 2010 |
Ohhhh i thot u were trying to be funny by saying brb |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 1:00am On Apr 03, 2010 |
wen 'll u start taking me serious??  |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 1:05am On Apr 03, 2010 |
When you get married |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 1:13am On Apr 03, 2010 |
wat we're doing is not right. Ben-10 'll soon come and start ranting. lets chat now? |
| Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 1:16am On Apr 03, 2010 |
Am scared of you  |
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