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Pastor And His Interpreter, Nwobodo by Solutionchukz(m): 8:53am On Sep 11, 2014
Pastor ThankGod Igiriogba was the proprietor of De Apex Creative Minds Academy. He had one old aged student called Nwobodo. Nwobodo was highly respected by his SS2 fellow students not only for his age but also for his son in JSS3. One day, the school along with the owner went to a student's burial and the pastor was to deliver sermon in english while a student should volunteer to interpret in Igbo. Nwobodo came out n grabbed mic. The sermon started this way.

PASTOR: death is real.
NWOBODO: onwu di adi ( well interpreted-death is real)
PASTOR: death is true
NWOBODO: onwu bu eziokwu(well interpreted- death is true)
PASTOR: death is saprophedia.
NWOBODO: onwu di n'obodo ana akpo saprophedia(out of content-death is in a town called saprophedia)
PASTORsadlooked at him with fury and said again) I said death is saprophedia.
NWOBODO: osiri na onwu di n'obodo ana akpo saprophedia.( Out of content- he said that death is a town called saprophedia)
PASTOR: (in a red eyes facing Nwobodo) Nwobodo I said death is saprophedia
NWOBODO: Pastor kwuru the same thing ooooo( pastor said the same thing ooo)
Everybody burst into laughter.
Re: Pastor And His Interpreter, Nwobodo by chuqudy(m): 10:15am On Sep 11, 2014
Funny. A typical Aba interpreter.
Re: Pastor And His Interpreter, Nwobodo by Solutionchukz(m): 6:55pm On Sep 11, 2014
chuqudy: Funny. A typical Aba interpreter.
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Nobi small tin o! grin
chuqudy: Funny. A typical Aba interpreter.
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Nobi small tin o!
Re: Pastor And His Interpreter, Nwobodo by ATMC(f): 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2014
undecided
Re: Pastor And His Interpreter, Nwobodo by Solutionchukz(m): 12:26am On Jun 23, 2015
confirm. grin

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