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Patience Jonathan Gbagaun by Mikechinos(m): 2:57pm On Jul 21, 2013
Ye.....PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 QUEEN's ENGLISH
QUOTES,......crack ya ribs! 1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.
2. The President was once a child and the Senators
were once a children.
3. My fellow widows.
4. A good mother takes care of his
children. 5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to
carry second in an International competition like
this one, (addressing press men after Female
Under- 19 FIFA World Cup). 7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children
now a adult now they are bombing women and
children making some children a widow.
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have
become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.
9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALIT Y.
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to treatment.
11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family.
14. Why will boko haram bomblast churches on
christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I'm a sadder
woman right now and Mr. President is more
saddest
15. We all have HIV. Morni buddies.

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