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Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(m): 12:19pm On May 26, 2008
One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna, just died in an accident right opposite this building"

The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window.



While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna.



When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet.



When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not John.
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by clemcykul(f): 2:45pm On May 26, 2008
lmao
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by Jeovy(m): 9:53am On May 27, 2008
He planned the suicide a long time ago
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by folly69(m): 10:01am On May 27, 2008
gaaaaaadem can't stop LMAO grin grin grin grin
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by topeteadr(m): 10:04am On May 27, 2008
Rofl
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ohilebo(m): 11:16am On May 27, 2008
grin grin grin Stupid suicide, watin he go tell Baba God? cheesy
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by Nobody: 11:17am On May 27, 2008
lool cheesy
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by folly69(m): 11:38am On May 28, 2008
hey ibk wats up
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by Nobody: 12:03pm On May 28, 2008
@folly
hey folly, i am fine thankyou dear, how are you? smiley
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by donpapa(m): 12:31pm On May 28, 2008
Jeovy:

He planned the suicide a long time ago

Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by manickal(m): 12:34pm On May 28, 2008
the guy is dumb
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by clemcykul(f): 4:40pm On May 28, 2008
na dumbino.
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by kene20(m): 8:19pm On May 28, 2008
Quoting Fela kuti,
He died wrongfully
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by princesa(f): 1:57pm On May 29, 2008
the false alarmer should be blamed sad
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by Abbygyal(f): 2:02pm On May 29, 2008
lmao
what a pity, may he rest in peace
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(m): 2:13pm On May 29, 2008
Abbygyal:

lmao
what a pity, may he rest in peace

Or in pieces cheesy
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by Nobody: 2:31pm On May 29, 2008
make them remake the case, put am 4 49th floor so when he is coming down he will even remember that he was not in his office,he was not even a'HE'
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by clemcykul(f): 10:28am On May 30, 2008
hheheheh
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by Migines(m): 10:57am On May 30, 2008
Wat a way to end a panic filled lyf. Lmao. Nice one ayus.
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(m): 6:49pm On Jun 01, 2008
Thanks my man! Hope u've come to stay! Can't also believe u aint calling me Anus? The long term u spent in jail with Rev. King must av done u lotta good! lipsrsealed
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by Emma4dfuture(m): 6:58pm On Jun 01, 2008
Seems lik our friend in d joke ddn'tget very far(sobs).MAY HIS REMAINS REST IN PEACE.(outburst of painfilled tears)
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by clemcykul(f): 8:31am On Jun 02, 2008
lol@emma beta dry those crocodile tears of urs
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by annoited(m): 10:25am On Jun 02, 2008
grin grin great
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by folly69(m): 10:32am On Jun 02, 2008
c ya teeth great wat
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by blacky(m): 4:53pm On Jun 02, 2008
OMG!!! Nice one.Encore
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ituen(m): 5:11am On Jun 03, 2008
That man go curse the messenger till eim reach anywhere for this world
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by TOYOSI20(f): 8:14am On Jun 03, 2008
Funny, severe case of Amnesia or abi Na 2nd stage of Dementia. . . . . . . . .lol tongue
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(m): 8:31am On Jun 03, 2008
The guy don tay wey him dey look for opportunity to commit suicide angry
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by folly69(m): 9:06am On Jun 03, 2008
why u dey vex u know d guy?
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(m): 9:19am On Jun 03, 2008
Nope. Just that the guy dey reason like u Folly!
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by aristole(m): 10:30am On Jun 03, 2008
That's the type of brains some of 'em are made of.
Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(m): 10:32am On Jun 05, 2008
brainless Folly's brain grin

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