My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
, na so fight take start!

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Saturday morning I got up early without waking the wife, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up my fishing boat up to my 4x4 and proceeded to back out, into a torrential downpour! The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
, na so fight take start!

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive,
so, I took her to a petrol station.
, na so fight take start!

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your trousers. You might have gotten disability, too.'
, na so fight take start!

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
, na so fight take start!

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
, na so fight take start!

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
, na so fight take start!

dajunta keep dem coming . . . .only be sey we deon read som b4

am in my room; reading ur thread and laughing at ur jokes,my boyfriend is calling me and am not answering ,na so fight take start

@Fatkelly
nice one, na so u know book?

@poster e be like say u get plenty house? Well God go sttle the fights ooo

kayo no let us start our own fight o

I wanna watch a fight

lmao!
a wife was looking at da mirror and asked her husband,
honie wat do u think of boobs
and he replied beningly they look like over ripe mangoes
na so war take begin

lmao

a husband ask his wife, sweetie
do i fill u wen am inside

and she answered have u ever been inside?

na so the husband knock the wife 4 head, fyte come shele

Lmao. . na only husband and wife dey fight for here

u wan join them?

this blissieng just dey beef me, in no time our own fight go soon start

beef you ke? I no low reach like so.

really? I never observed that

:-x

Please speak up, there must be something you're hiding.

A word is enuff for the wise!

BE WARNED! my bite is FAR worse thn mi bite o

pls go home. rain is about dropping

did somebodi say something?
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didnt fink so! who fit?

Na so fight take start

dats y I rove u, Roma the Loma AKA baba Alaba d Lama Laba.

*whistling*

h.m.n.m.n

you no knw. . na me b the choir Master

Spoke to someone, Fell for the person. Only for me to realise from anoda person say na woman be the person.
Na so fight take start!