Akpos The lecturer
walked into the lecture
room
and announced that
there will be an
emergency test, and he
went straight to
the board to write the
instructions as:
1. Time is 15 minutes
2. No copying 3. No
cancellation ofanswer
4. You can open your
text book or
notebook.
5. Once its 15 minutes
raise your pen and
walk out of your desk.
He then told the
students to get set and
he began to
dictate the questions
one
after the other.
Question Number one:
List your favorite foods
Immediately, students
began to list. Guys
were writing: pounded
yam, fufu, egusi and
eba, while
the posh girls went
ahead
to list: hot dog,
shawarma, pizza, etc,
etc.
The lecturer (Akpos)
then announced the
number
two question:
Explain how to prepare/
cook yourfavorite
foods that you listed
above? OMG! You need
to see how
the girls
started cancelling their
previous answers
and changing it to: dodo,
ewa, moimoi,
garri, puff puff, amala,
ewedu, efo,etc