LAUGHABLE QUOTES BY SOME NIGERIAN
LEADERS
1. "We want to thank the president for bringing
Facebook to Nigeria." -Information Minister,
Labaran
Maku.
2. "You press men, you alwayssay there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta,
Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin
Zuwo
3. "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram
and investin Nigeria." - GEJ
4. "I will water your school and fire your
school." - Orji Uzoh Kalu
5. "Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ
6. "I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide." - Dame Patience Jonathan
7. "I founded this school for the masses and
the school fees is
850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar
8. "Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." -
Umaru Dikko
9. "Telephone is not meant forthe poor. " -
David Mark
10. "The worth of a child born and bred in
Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the United States." - Yakubu
Gowon
11. "School is not meant for the poor, only for
the rich." - Ikedi Ohakim
12. "At 50, Britain is still battling with King
Arthur and the knights of the round table so
Nigeria is not doing too badly." - Diezeani
Allison-Madueke
13. "Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and
fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun Obasanjo
14. "The corp members wheredestined to die,
nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa
Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State
15. "On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate
my family" - Dame Patience Jonathan
16. "We, the PDP did not win this election, I
have gone to church to confess, I gave
themmoney and they called the result." - Chris
Uba
17. "I want to commend the doctors and nurses
for responding to treatment." - Dame Patience
Jonathan
18. "I can see camera people. Are they going to
televise us alive?" - Dame Patience

Nigeria, I Hail thee

Laughable quotes indeed!