VOTE JONATHAN 2015.
Reuben Abati/Akpor.

R.Abati:How are u akpor? I invited you here over Oga Jona
2nd term ambition as u be youth leader!

Akpor: U mean Oga wan still contest as pple dey critized him?
Money no dey tired Oga?

Abati: Dont u know that 8yrs in office is birth right to our
leaders?

Akpor: Sir, waiting we wan take lie for campaign these time
around after the Transformation
and the Fresh air?

Abati: We've prepared another slogans to replace those ancient
ones. For the (Transformation ).
Vote GEJ to fulfill his ambition in 2015. Stable electricity in year 2028.

Akpor: Sir, what about Fresh Air?

Abati: For the (Fresh Air)? Vote Jonathan na water past gari in
2011.

Akpor: But, what about Northern
leaders including Baba south-west? Them no go gree ho!
Abati: Forget about that we're in power we has the money. We go silence them with Millions of
naira including oil contracts. And
for the Baba south-west we go award FG tax contract for am.

Akpor: What about this dangerous boys BH?

Abati: That's why Oga wan give them amnesty so they'll not
disturb our campaign in Northern state.

And Akpor, how much it will cost Oga
now?

Akpor: It will cost am atleast 100 barrel of crude oil.

Abati: Crude what?

Akpor: To campaign for Oga Jonathan in Northern Nigeria? Is
like receiving a dead sentence.

How can you be this jobless?

Very dry.