Many people have been speaking their mind with regards to the connection of First Lady Patience Jonathan to some of the principal actors in the crisis threatening to bring Rivers State to its kneels. But one man has been watching with keen interest as the drama unfolds until now.

Patrick Obahiagbon, Hmm Naija observed, has finally broken his silence on the raging controversy. See his message to our dear Patience Jonathan below:
"Is the malodorous excrescence in Rivers State, cascadingly oozing out from erebus Dame, all about the satiation of a megalomaniacal presidential termagant?
"Let someone assist me in whispering to the Dame that 'Alagamus Paret Ai Ai Num, Ai Ai Num Cest Daret, Opotere Alagamus'."
But who is going to help us whisper this kind BIG grammar to the mama of the nation nau? Lolz!!

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I beg give madam a bigger fan this English fit suffocate person

Shepopotamus!!!

I no dey house. The grammar plus latin don pursue me comot for house! Which one be "Alagamus"? Abi na 'Alaba' he want talk?

He is not communicating
what is the use?

Please who can explain for this for me?

Dude, doz is nt occur 2 u dat communicatn is a 2 way thing. Since u kno dat our 1st lady cannot decode ur message y nt break it down 2 her understanding? U've really nt communicatd..... Mtchewwwww

What's the use when he can communicate properly with the Shepop?

Luk left--------------------------------------------> I said left otondo

What's the essence of an article if I have to pick up d dictionary every on second?

Communication is only meaningful if it makes sense to the audience/encoder. He hasn't said anything here

abeg make i stop for here go fetch my dictionary.dis man wan kill person

I dont want to imagine the look on PEJ's face wen reading this BS. She would think the man is speaking in his dialect

Grammer does not translate to success.

He shud hv nt usedd d latin nw hw wud we tell her what he said even her media aid cannot interprete dis,

What's Ai Ai? Did he drink Kai-Kai?

johnstar: Luk left--------------------------------------------> I said left otondo

ur fada

this is the 2nd time he is attacking Dame patience on the river state crisis. and the big lady is just totally ignoring him.
yes, thats what you do to attention seeking fools - ignore the shit out of them.

Na waa o. Sweat just streamed down my armpit as i read this.

Mumuism is worryism obahiagbonism,

Read that stuff on facebook. See incantation!!!!!!!!!!

GEJ n 1st lady ur enemy will die b4 u,it is God dat lift a man nt human God has lifted u it is ur time I pray dat God will lift me also let them keep talking rubbish n nonsense u r better dan ur enemy's

Jezus LWTMB

Obahiagbon the court jester of Dimeji Bankole's house of wrecks
I felt so sorry for the constituency he represented wasted their slot as the only time he was allowed to speak was when his colleagues needed to laugh.

Useless noise maker

i bet the retardeness does not understand what patrick obiahagbon is spewing.smh....

still waiting for our dear lady to reply.