All names used here are fictional except that of "baba".
If you follow my stories here on nairaland you would know that unlike other authors i always write short stories,an example is"yahoo boy"a story on literature section!!!
I wana commend some great writers here they have really motivated me and terrified me they are great any way,namely:
slickest
yemi2plus
floxy
mynd_44
etc.....
No time to waste time for business..............

Na why you nor complete the other story na?

"If we no make money by 2015 GOd no go happy with us because all this people wey dey make am so them no get two heads!!"
music booming from my beat by emeka!!!as i walked through the streets of agbani i regretted amakas' visit.
"yeye girl na must say if girl come visit guy-man,e must pay her t-fare??"i asked myself.
"next time if you come,you go trek!!!ashaw_"i cursed
before i start let me introduce myself.
My name is nnemeka am a graduate from enugu state university(esut) chemical engineer.
Five years after graduation no job!!like every other nigerian i blame it on GEJ lol!
I graduated with a pass,and i also blame it on GEJ.
I smoke,womanise,and have done every thing considered to be bad.well i wont blame that on anybody else but Gej himself.
Enough of my bad side let me tell you about my good side.
I am a kind caring loving father!!though divorced twice!!i have about five cars,three houses and am the manager of chisco firm ikeja lagos.father of four kids dad to none!!
Things havent always being this rosy,infact i was born into the poorest family in nigeria,wasnt my fault though but gej's!!!!

astronautog: father of 4 four kids dad to none!!

i dey confuse with this part

yemi2plus2:
i dey confuse with this part

lol father of four kids dad to none means i have four kids but refuse to take responsibility

astronautog: lol father of four kids dad to none means i have four kids but refuse to take responsibility

chai... Bad man

dear readers please bear with me for the slow update the nature of my job is the problem.anyway i would update today

As i got home my phone rang,
"hello dear,am missing you"
no b amaka wey comot here now now.
"me too o"
"have a gud day and dream of me"she said and hanged up.
I had a long day shedule,i had to see "baba"today and also attend a board meeting.
When i say "baba"i dont mean an old man or your father,"baba"is not rili that old but should be in his 40's.
All he does all day is sit in his shrine and make free money!!

Anyway baba is the root of my sucess and other prominent men.
I stepped out of my rangerover,i chose it because of the topography of the land where baba lives or should i say ply his trade!!
On other days i prefer balling with my punche.
I closed the door and headed for babas' office.
His office was covered with palm front and red clothes
"this man for cokoma do fashion designing na"i said in my mind.
The place was dusty and had a bad odour.
"take off your shoes now!!"baba shouted!
"see this babalawo o,you know how much i buy this shoe??i just ordered it from jumia,an online shopping site!"
"sorry baba make you no vex"i replied.
"so wetin carry you come"baba asked
"na the sacrifice o time don dey reach o"i replied
"you don get the materials?"
"hmmm i don try but i no see pregnant snake,blind rat and disabbled eagle"
he looked at me and then started to search for something,sincerely i thought he was looking for his laptop perhaps he wanted to google it,i do be happy if i can buy it online!!
"i can get them for you,but it would cost you"
"no problem baba"
"how much?"i asked
"a million naira"he replied
"for just 3 animals?"i wondered
"no problem baba,i would pay it into your account tomorrow"
yes baba actually had an account.
I brought out 20 thousand and gave to baba so he can buy some alomo,maybe get a young girl too,just saying...
I got into my car and off i was zooming towards lagos.
I was dead late for the meeting but first things first,who would have believed i would here today after finishing school and getting blow jobs instead of a good job!!i combed the streets for 8 good years before baba changed my story.......

Nice story... Following

Pls this article does not promote blood money in any way!!!

Egbami! No more updates?

On getting to lagos I drove straight to lekki where my executive office was!
"Pan pan paaa"I horned at the gate
"Kpaaa kpaaa kpa"not my car horn this time but men of the underworld!!
In less than a minute Everytin was over!!!
................................

"Ahhh"I screamed as life returned to my body!
"So you don wake abi"a lanky fellow asked.
"Where am I?who are you?what do you want from me?"I asked
"Take am easy all I go swell the other of your eye"he replied
Just then I realised I was bleeding
"Ahh my eye"I screamed
"I go give you phone make you call your manager and wife tell them make them arrange 100 million naira as ransome"he said

"Haba baba ni where them wan 4 see 100 million naira na?"I asked
"You dey mad?"He asked
"Sorry no vex"I rushed in
"Oya take this phone call your wife"
"I no get wife ooo my former wife don die o and I divorce the last one"I replied
"Then you go join am if you no provide the money"he said in anger
I dialled my managers number

"Grin-grin"the phone rang
"Hello"
"Hello mr tunde its sam"
"Hello sir goodevening"he replied
"Please could you run a check on my account and that of the company"
"Sure sir give me a minute"
Minutes later
"Sir sum from the account is about 55million naira"
"How come?"I asked in anger
"Sir I don't know that's what I can confirm for you"
"Ok I would get back to you"I replied
Looking at the kidnapper I said
"Pls its only 50 million I can raise"
I took a slap for that
"Are you not manager of chisco firm??"He asked
"Yes"I replied
"don't fool yourselve we know all about you including baba"he said
The word baba rang a bell
"Babamy father is long dead oo"I said
"Ehhh then who is this?"He said
Just then a man entered the room
I recognised the man
"Baba??"I screamed..."
He gave me a weak grin
Na wa o which kian yama yama baba b dis I wondered only you ritualist,kidnapper

following

kinxen: following

thanks just they follow lyk twitter

You no dey ever finish your story

scon-p:
You no dey ever finish your story

;Dwho say so make una just comment to encourage me

I'm not commenting ... Ohk i just did that ... Seriously you're like ABC studios , always cancelling series ..

I bet you that you won't complete this story !
Killjoy

if una one bet make una go nairabet no b my thread una go 4 do that one meanwhile me and babe dey shark beer 4 HERE.update loading.....,

O gat about 3 uncompleted stories so am gona try
and complete all so I would be updating every 2
days!!yes 2 days interval