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Facebook Is A Product Of Marine Spirits? by chinedumo(m): 9:31am On Jul 27, 2013
I am waiting for the first ex agent of satan/church/pastor to release revelation of how facebook has been in existance one thousand years ago under water.
How marine spirits, queen of the coast, queen of indian sea, queen of heaven, mermaids, mummy water, serpentine spirits and leviatian did meeting under the water and released facebook into the world during the endtime.
So that people will face facebook and miss heaven. That is why people are browsing facebook during sermon.
Water is accorded blue. This explains why facebook is blue in colour.
Hehehehehehe.


The countdown starts now.
Re: Facebook Is A Product Of Marine Spirits? by Nobody: 9:52am On Jul 27, 2013
LMAO. This is what I call pre-emptive conspiracy theory.
Re: Facebook Is A Product Of Marine Spirits? by Nobody: 10:24am On Jul 27, 2013
Op go and acquire your marine spirit, you can never tell what you will event.
Re: Facebook Is A Product Of Marine Spirits? by tpia5: 1:47pm On Jul 27, 2013
Probably your posts, pictures and likes are being followed in india and asia, not so much esoteric as banal.

It is all based on code anyway, and india has the coding monopoly firmly in its back pocket.
Re: Facebook Is A Product Of Marine Spirits? by dorox(m): 2:34pm On Jul 27, 2013
The op has just displayed his ignorance of the facts by mentioning Mammy Water (Marine Spirit) when it is a known fact by everybody in the know that Facebook owes its existence to Pappy Water - Sarc

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Re: Facebook Is A Product Of Marine Spirits? by chinedumo(m): 3:33pm On Jul 27, 2013
What is this one saying? ^^^

Which one is pappy water?
Re: Facebook Is A Product Of Marine Spirits? by Nobody: 8:49pm On Jul 27, 2013
chinedumo: What is this one saying? ^^^

Which one is pappy water?

LMAO. No be u start am?
Na u dey find conspiracy theory na. U sef don dey see wetin pass wetin u expect.

@dorox: Nice one grin Got me laughing mad.
Re: Facebook Is A Product Of Marine Spirits? by Goldie20: 8:52pm On Jul 27, 2013
Lmfaooooo Papi water oh shiit lmfaoo grin

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