dis one is strong..."eleyi gidi ghan"{in helenpaul voice}..poo kor poo poo ni...

@Clit,
Leave religion out of this! Pls!

'Oh you fine girl looking nice and fine/ shey you know you sh*t smells just as bad as mine'

Poop

hmm,whch person shyt 4 ds thread make cme pack am o....i go call mukina2 o.


Which 1 be green and brown poop,if dm say yellow poop na abnrmal,nobody normal b dat o

I wonder if the President poos?What does he think about while on that seat? Does he flush himself?
What does the Presidential toilet look like? Does it have the Nigerian Coat of Arms on the seat? Is there a Special Assistant on Latrine Affairs? Too many questions and no answers.................

bushwailo: Disgusting !

Wetin? As if you no dey shit.

Damn! Cant believe they forgot to include one; the WHITE poo. This one is an exclusive poop and is quite scarce, that's what i poop most of the time. You'll marvel at the sight unlike all these black, brown, green, hmmm (blocks nose). I know some will be wondering how?

To produce white poop simply eat coconut (plenty of it) and ehhh.. Cant reveal all the secret but coconut is part of the "recipe."

@ op- seems you are into Shit business? @ op- seems you are into Shit business?

The shit thread.

Op, no visual aids to facilitate learning
U bad teacher

whenever i poop or fart, it smells like pineapple.I do not eat pineapple, I just do not know why it smells like pineapple.

alpha conde: I used to think rich and white pple don't poo, now I know better

mehn you must be from 7000 BC







In fact I blame GEJ

Phonon: I wonder if the President poos?What does he think about while on that seat? Does he flush himself?
What does the Presidential toilet look like? Does it have the Nigerian Coat of Arms on the seat? Is there a Special Assistant on Latrine Affairs? Too many questions and no answers.................

GEJ will soon set up a 30-man committee to look into his ''shit '' {his shit get colour riot}..... Lol

Shitty shitty bang bang!

@OP u saying cos my poo smells means am sick.. come to think of it if ur poo no smell how do u know u eating healthy..
Sometimes my poo re so thick that tears comes down my eye wen doing my thing.. dat is a proof that thck nd pass out thick poo. Nd the thing dey smell oh!
**farts**

educative nd funi. bwahahahaha

realsammie: He dat shit & run away live 2 shit another day

CocoLoca:
Oh lawdy! #faints

hahahaha. Funny but interesting thread

SHITT HAPPENS

B_B013: @OP u saying cos my poo smells means am sick.. come to think of it if ur poo no smell how do u know u eating healthy..
Sometimes my poo re so thick that tears comes down my eye wen doing my thing.. dat is a proof that thck nd pass out thick poo. Nd the thing dey smell oh!
**farts**

If your poo is so thick that it brings tears to your eyes, then I think you need to increase you water intake so as to aid digestion and facilitate smooth passage. My guess is your poo takes longer time to go down the drain...LOL

TYPES OF POO POO
1) Ghost poo:
The kind of poo when you feel there’s poo coming out, but no poo in the toilet.

2) Clean poo: You kak it out, see the poo in the
toilet but nothing on the tissue.

3) Wet poo: After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped.

4) Second wave poo:
You’re done kaking, pull up your pants, then realise you need to kak some more.

5) Pop a vein on the forehead poo:
You strain so much to get it out, you feel like you are
having a stroke.

6) Gassy poo: So noisy everyone within earshot is giggling.

7) Drinkers poo:
It leaves the most noticable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet.

The I wish I could kak poo:
You wanna kak but all you do is sit on
the toilet and fart a few times and nothing
came.

9) Wet cheek poo:
It drops so fast it splashes on your butt cheeks.

10) The dangling poo:
The one that refuses to leave the ass, you have to shake it off.

11) Oh shit poo:
The type you are in the middle of dropping big
one and you forgot to lock the toilet and
someone you have been forming for entered
without knocking and the poo disappeared.

12) Surprise poo:
This gives no signal, you’re about to fart but
BAAMMM! its poo!! Wait until this happen to you
in a public place you’ll know the importance of
early morning poo.

bushwailo: Disgusting !

it's ur 'poo' dat's been talked abt remember.. Or u dn't poo??

ekwerendi: pls how can I post to d front page...I mean an article to d front page...tnx

bring d papers 2 d punch news paper office in kogi state b4 12noon 2moro and ask for the nairaland officer

eyenCalabar: TYPES OF POO POO
1) Ghost poo:
The kind of poo when you feel there’s poo coming out, but no poo in the toilet.

2) Clean poo: You kak it out, see the poo in the
toilet but nothing on the tissue.

3) Wet poo: After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped.

4) Second wave poo:
You’re done kaking, pull up your pants, then realise you need to kak some more.

5) Pop a vein on the forehead poo:
You strain so much to get it out, you feel like you are
having a stroke.

6) Gassy poo: So noisy everyone within earshot is giggling.

7) Drinkers poo:
It leaves the most noticable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet.

The I wish I could kak poo:
You wanna kak but all you do is sit on
the toilet and fart a few times and nothing
came.

9) Wet cheek poo:
It drops so fast it splashes on your butt cheeks.

10) The dangling poo:
The one that refuses to leave the ass, you have to shake it off.

11) Oh shit poo:
The type you are in the middle of dropping big
one and you forgot to lock the toilet and
someone you have been forming for entered
without knocking and the poo disappeared.

12) Surprise poo:
This gives no signal, you’re about to fart but
BAAMMM! its poo!! Wait until this happen to you
in a public place you’ll know the importance of
early morning poo.

This analysis is far better than the op's own.

Eww. This thread is attracting all the disgusting ppl on Nl. Wasup my colleagues!

Loling... @ Shitty Analysis...

360command: whenever i poop or fart, it smells like pineapple.I do not eat pineapple, I just do not know why it smells like pineapple.

awww aint that sweet... You must be a pineapple flavored candya** lol