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Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by DonaldGenes(m): 12:15am On Aug 07, 2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Conversation between a Rat and Man
Rat: (with tiny voice) hello.
Man: hello, who am i speaking wit?
Rat: na Mr John be dis abi?
Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr John,
who is
dis pls?
Rat: so u no recognize my voice abi? Na
me
ur
room mate.
Man: u say what?.
Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room
now..
Man: i beg ur pardon?
Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg. i never
chop since yesterday wey u waka comot. I
check
that place wey u dey put food i no see
anything.
I check d kitchen nothing. I even check
ur fridge no single food there. E be like say
u wan kili me
abi.. No problem, i jux say make i let u
know
say
that ur certificate 4 inside your wardrobe
wey
dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY
i don eat d "LA" comot. Remaining
"GOS" STATE
UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take"GOS"
state
university find.

Guy faints
...(rat ends call)

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Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by nedu2000(m): 12:35am On Aug 07, 2013
cheesy,nice one bro
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by DonaldGenes(m): 12:44am On Aug 07, 2013
nedu2000: cheesy,nice one bro
Muchas Gracias
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by Nobody: 2:16am On Aug 07, 2013
Lmao grin
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by Nobody: 2:25am On Aug 07, 2013
Hehehehohohohohohohohihihihihihhahahahahah *grunts*

*farts twice*

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Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by DonaldGenes(m): 7:38am On Aug 07, 2013
CHYKMAN: Hehehehohohohohohohohihihihihihhahahahahah *grunts*

*farts twice*
o h boy no be here oh abeg sofree with that fart were dey like hYdrogen cyanide
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by Mrniceguyjohn(m): 7:46am On Aug 07, 2013
Funny indeed lolx
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by Sirgen05(m): 12:46pm On Aug 07, 2013
Choi! LWKMD! Nice one guy!
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by Sirgen05(m): 12:48pm On Aug 07, 2013
lynpetra: Lmao grin
some1 help me pls! What is meaning of LMAO?
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by fawasy(m): 1:21pm On Aug 07, 2013
StiLl laughing here
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by sexyjessy(f): 2:22pm On Aug 07, 2013
grin grin hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha cheesy

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Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by Donicobone(m): 5:07pm On Aug 07, 2013
Sirgen05:
some1 help me pls! What is meaning of LMAO?
laf my ass out that the meaning of lmao
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by chadef: 5:47pm On Aug 07, 2013
i have hers this joke before, but the presentation is superb, nice one i must say.
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by PrettySpicey(f): 6:59pm On Aug 07, 2013
OMG! I wan laugh die. Guy u just made my evening. U do well o jaré

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Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by DonaldGenes(m): 7:58pm On Aug 07, 2013
PrettySpicey: OMG! I wan laugh die. Guy u just made my evening. U do well o jaré
thank you honeypie
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by DonaldGenes(m): 7:58pm On Aug 07, 2013
chadef: i have hers this joke before, but the presentation is superb, nice one i must say.
thanks buddy
Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by Tsmooth1(m): 11:34pm On Aug 07, 2013
I cannot categorically grade this joke now and my Oga @ d top would say another thing. For more real funny jokes go to www.bingbabo (cough), thats it.

Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by jkendy(m): 2:05am On Aug 08, 2013
Feeeeeeeeeed
Meeeeeeeeeee
Mooooooooore

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Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by Nobody: 11:05am On Aug 08, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH............................................LMKMD O

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Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by Wealthlex(m): 11:33am On Aug 08, 2013
Dis joke is too much,i wish i can forward it to fcb.i m still laught[color=#770077][/color]

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Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by DonaldGenes(m): 2:59pm On Aug 08, 2013
no be small thing oh

Re: Deadly Conversation Btw Man Vs Rat......you Go Lmao Tire by martha4christ: 8:53pm On Aug 08, 2013
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolz guy u dey there

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