PATRICK OBAHIAGBON is at it again, here is his opinion on ongoing ASUU strike

This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable
apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,
cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence
of mobocracy.
With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a
kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is
enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum.
Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret
ologomabia.

Fellow nairalander, I think the essence of communication is for people to understand what you are saying, abeg is this man really communicating?

I'm not surprised. That man get as e be.

#rushes back to toilet to purge more
In my mom's voice"What an impretus imprentology!fuckuyo!

crinkum crankum svjvk hdfhjhs Shrubs Zn jbgsiahk ddksb

Relax. Crinkum Crankum is not really an English term but in context, it makes sense. Checkout the explanation I read. It throws more light on the speech.