A_K_O:


rain wants to fall

Small small or little little. The repetition is for emphasis I guess.

true to God, sleep is catching and I'm not joking.

Nice hanging y'all.

Esss:

true to God, sleep is catching and I'm not joking.

Nice hanging y'all.

we re the same

Esss:

true to God, sleep is catching and I'm not joking.

Nice hanging y'all.

oya good night.

I soak you in the blood.
no evil shall befall thee.
may your haman fall down and die!

true to God, sleep is catching and I'm not joking.

Nice hanging y'all.

Sleep tight!!

Put the bible under your pillow to chase away evil spirits

you people should stop it o, are my your mate?

Esss:

you people should stop it o, are my your mate?

who is ur mate b4

tosinadeda:

who is your mate before

abi are we in the same level

Esss:

you people should stop it o, are my your mate?

No, you senior us.

A_K_O:

No, you senior us.

I for say
If you're in doubt,you better go and ask questions

wat do u mean ehn?
dnt u know ur mate again?
i was there wen they born u

I for say

**Praiseworship, fast and slow songs respectively. Whereas they mean entirely different things.

tosinadeda:

what do u mean ehn?
dnt u know your mate again?
i was there when they born u

dem born you well?

Where are you going with your bathroom slippas?

When I paid top dollar for those flipflops

tosinadeda:

what do u mean ehn?
dnt u know your mate again?
i was there when they born u

I dont blame you
You dont have respect again
Thats why you are chewing chin gum in front of your senior.

A_K_O:



**Praiseworship, fast and slow songs respectively. Whereas they mean entirely different things.



them born you well?

lack of home training!

I can smell the odour of his perfume

Esss:

I don't blame you
You don't have respect again
Thats why you are chewing chin gum in front of your senior.

ROFL chin gum.

lmao!!! this thread o. . lol

Esss:

I can smell the odour of his perfume

I can hear the scent!

sheniqua:

I can hear the scent!

Pastor: Hello church
Congregation: Hi

toyinrayo:

lmao!!! this thread o. . lol

why are you laughing? I think your head is not correct.

Esss:

why are you laughing? I think your head is not correct.

let me try this saying on you. . . "I'll send the Holy ghost fire after you"

toyinrayo:

let me try this saying on you. . . "I'll send the Holy ghost fire after you"

I'm sorry o! I was only playing _{(not joking).}

"

Now you have made me ashamed _{(not shy)}.

Tank ma

No, tank God.

A seamstress  once told me

"Dis tin you want me to do is a tag of work"


_{I'm sure she meant tug of war, difficult job}

Tchinasa**:

Hummer Jeep!

What is doing you sef?

My body is doing me one kain.

Her husband left her because she did not have any[b] issues [/b] for him.



Irritating iliterate monkeys!

ROFL.
they had no male issues, only females.

_{meaning they have no male children}

How about all the big big English we speak?

This is our illustrious son
Since I left the shores of Nigeria,I'm yet to hear an oyibo use that adjective "illustrious"

lol, so funny and true, lol

Day after tommorrow = next tomorrow

Go further = down down (while clicking fingers).

Airplane = Elo-plen

"imagine, a WHOLE man"

, "well done " as a greeting.

"Its a lie, you don mean it"

"Shot up dat your dirty stinkin mout"

"Do me Christmas"

I don't want to even hear "pim"

Shine your eye

Nigerians are a peculiar people indeed.