AJ, you are crazy lol. Seeing that one of my fav phrase to use on NL is "retarded cunt", how can "shit" coming from me surprise you?

How far now?

TOH:

AJ, you are crazy lol. Seeing that one of my fav phrase to use on Nairaland is "retarded cunt", how can "shit" coming from me surprise you?

I knew you had a certain sex appeal under that prim and properness!

No wonder the guys are after your hot "chest" tail!

Keep it up my dear.  I love it when you are not so uptight!

Stop lying on my head!


You have told a big lie on my head!


_Really?

If I catch you eeeeeeeeeeehn?


_{What will you do?}

Say who die?

Say wetin happen?

Your own is too much.


_How?

It will not be better for you!


_{Back to sender X1 million!}

A boaster can do but a little.

You no tall, you no short, you be like "hausa dagger"? _{Say what?}


You mess "kpangolo" say "tu gbe tu"!

I have an appointment with the director.


He is not on seat.


Hummer Jeep crap of an expression!

"Can we know, you, please?" - Can't believe supposedly educated journalists ask their interviewees this question.
"I have your type at home." - Yeah you wish.
"Na beans?" WTF??!!
"Carry go" -hate that. What does it mean anyway.

But generally, I love Nigerian slang and I love to speak pidgin!!!

Get off sounds like Ger ruff!

Those bini bus conductors sef,


Uselu-Ugbowo calling here. . . .one yansh remaining.


I guess that means one seat left?

Where is the remainder?

I beg driver when we reach the junction "remember" me to come down.

Jorrof rice.

Remove your "paaaint"!
Pant=paaaaint.

I beg clear!

Corner corner road.

Bend bend mouth!

@post
I'm Nigerian. . . .

that's the most annoying one. . .when you see a nigerian that's speaking your language just so you can recognize them. Then when they greet you, they alway always mention "I'm a Nigerian" . . .well, I think I already know, by the way you dress and talk

I want to vomit.

Please dress the bed.

Old Layer!

Cold is catching me


Hungry is catching me


Sleep is catching me.

My back is scratching me.

toyinrayo:

@post
I'm Nigerian. . . .

that's the most annoying one. . .when you see a nigerian that's speaking your language just so you can recognize them. Then when they greet you, they alway always mention "I'm a Nigerian" . . .well, I think I already know, by the way you dress and talk

I have your mate at home.

You are not up to my standard.


_{I guess loaded with options!}

Since when I was in nursery school.

My parents stopped their education at standard 6.

_{Abi na Motel 6?}

My belly is worrying me.