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10 Funny Facts by Blaisec: 7:06am On Aug 08, 2013
1) If swimming is a good exercise
to stay fit…why whales are fat….
2) Why every one wants to go to
heaven but no one wants to die…
3) Shall we say that there is racial
discrimination in chess as white
piece is moved first…
4) In our country we have
freedom of speech then why
thereis telephone bills…
5) If money doesn’t grows as
trees why banks have branches..
6) Why does a round pizza comes
in square box….
7) Why doesn’t glue, stick to its
bottle…
Why do u call its building when its
already built…
9) If its true that we are here to
help others then what are others
here for…
10) If we are not supposed to
drink and drive why Bar owners
have parking lots…

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