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Men's Selective Hearing by bodefelix(m): 4:36pm On Aug 08, 2013
Women talk too much. That's why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.

EXAMPLE:
When a woman says:
"This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this,
Your stuff is all on the floor,
You will be without clothes
If u don't wash them
NOW."

Men only hear:
"bla, bla, bla, HONEY
YOU AND I, bla, bla, bla
bla, bla, bla, ON THE FLOOR
bla, bla, bla, WITHOUT CLOTHES
bla, bla, bla, NOW!

*Now read without the "bla"*
Re: Men's Selective Hearing by jemijames: 4:55pm On Aug 08, 2013
Pls i need u guys help... i wanna write a seminar but i have no topics in mind... so pls i would appreciate any seminar topic in geology. thks

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