The New School Chemistry by Osei Yaw
Ababio has been revised!
Here is the addition to chapter 1.
FEMALE CHEMISTRY
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET
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MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET:
WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg but known
to vary from 40-200kg.
OCCURRENCES: Ubiquitous like bacteria.
Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known
reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to
common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a
range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive
substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior
warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases
greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent
known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when
discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better
specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced
hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although
several can be maintained at different
locations as long as specimens do not come
into direct contact with each other.
Reference: Soni Akoji

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