1) Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not
used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses
strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.
Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!

2) Element Name: MANIUM
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of
shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO
any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged
period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly a good methane source. Good samples are able
to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.

smashing. Well done

Well. . .

Very nice work man, but you left this out "Possesses
strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, precious stones and money"

oldie

but cool

still nice

Three GBOSA 4 U Guy.
GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSA!!!

come on stop dat!

Any WO in the house wanting to bond with a manium? the affinity is high right about now

@poster

good one

Lol

Really nice

I know

u claim to know everything. .can't someone just surprise u? Oh please!

lol

hey eyah. .haven't seen u around here before.

So which of the WO xteristics do u possess? lol

lysaa:

hey eyah. .haven't seen u around here before.

So which of the WO xteristics do u possess? lol

Hi lysaa, im new here. I was just passing by on this section and I'm enjoying all the jokes here.

I tried to figure out which of those WO xteristics, but I don't have any of those mentioned. I think I belong to a different and endangered specie.

lysaa:

u claim to know everything. .can't someone just surprise u? Oh please!

Lysaa, i am a royal human

meaning?

Eyah:


Hi lysaa, im new here. I was just passing by on this section and I'm enjoying all the jokes here.

I tried to figure out which of those WO xteristics, but I don't have any of those mentioned. I think I belong to a different and endangered specie.

U are a guy?

lysaa:

U are a guy?

Is that a compliment? Im a "wow" woman!

OK, tell me more of this rare specie. .

The Wo or d Xy?

who u dey ask?

are you asking moi?

Who does it look like i'm asking.

looks like you were talking to yourself, who can tell when ur sickness grips you again?

Stop fighting

cbase:

looks like you were talking to yourself, who can tell when your sickness grips you again?

That's so odd cos I don't get sick.

Dats it, u don't knw whn it starts. U jst hit ur head anywher, run around naked, scream away lk some possed soul, if dias no one 2 lk afta u. Am sorry, such a beaurifl girl, chai

Now there're confirmed unopposed problems uve got. your perception is daunted, mind thwarted therefore warped, Personality at base level. lol. etc etc. Are these some traits Manium?

I no dey hear grammar 4 afternoon, abegi

How e take affect me?