Back then in secondary school when we were doing our first chemistry practical,accidentally,the acid poured a female student. The CHEMISTRY teacher was using distillation method to save the girl's life. The MATHEMATICS teacher was calculating the angle of elevation of the acid. The ENGLISH teacher quoted a suitable adverb to qualify the incident. The BIOLOGY teacher checked whether the acid could be parasitic or saprophytic. The ECONOMICS mistress was trying to check the elasticity demand curve of the acid. The FOOD AND NUTRITION teacher was busy preparing food for the girl to eat. The C.R.K teacher was trying to comfort the girl by reading Luke 6:12 which says,"Happy are you who weep now for you shall laugh. The GEOGRAPHY teacher was measuring the degree celcius of the acid. The PHYSICS teacher was accelerating the momentum of the acid. The FINE ART teacher was drawing and painting the whole story. The CLOTHING AND TEXTILE teacher was busy sewing the girl's uniform the acid burnt. The GOVERNMENT teacher blamed the government for not producing lab coats to students. The next day at the morning devotion hall,the HISTORY teacher reported the incident!!!