Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr
30
mins
Section A (All questions carry
equal
marks)
1. What are the names of the two
people
holding hands when you switch
on a
Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what
is the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has
the
highest number of ladies using
blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on
facebook, who sent the friend
request
and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,
what
is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple
logo?
SECTION B
1. Between the Nigerian police
and
Nigerian girls, who likes money
more?
2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate
the diameter of elegushi beach.
(take
pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a
boy,who is
Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend
wins
N5,000,000 on who wants to be
a
millionaire after you broke up,
find the
value of
X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a
typed speech in a national
conference,
how many days will it take
Patience to
deliver the same speech on the
same
occasion?
SECTION C
1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri
on his traditional wedding and
white
wedding respectively. There is
every
likelihood that D'Banj has gone
ahead to
print wedding invitation cards
without
an available bride. Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1,500 words
on 'My
Oga At The Top'

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