"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any" - Albert Macaulay (1872)

"He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume" - Nelson Mandela (1973)

"He who completely unwraps Moi Moi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret" - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

"Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything" - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

"Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria" - Lord Lugard (1904)

"He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara(bean cake) as a type of sandwich is a racist" - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

"Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder" - Michael Faraday (1899)

"Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty" - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

"He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry" - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

"No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam" - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

"Stealing isn't the same thing as corruption" - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

"Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking for job or needs money badly" - Barack Obama (2014).

I don't mean to insult any of the notable individuals mentions, it's just a joke.


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