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Funny Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders by ayogabriel(m): 10:34am On Aug 14, 2013
(1) "we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to
Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku.
(2) "you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We
have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin
Zuwo.
(3) "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in
Nigeria"...GEJ
(4) " I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu
(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our
turn"...GEJ
(6)"I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar
7)Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there
is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.
(cool "Telephone is not meant for the poor"..David Mark
(9) "The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the United States" -Yakubu Gowon
(10) "school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri
Ohakim
(11) "At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of
the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezeani Madueke.
(12).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in
Nigeria"...Obasanjo
(13)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away
from destiny"..Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.


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