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| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by MAYOWAAK: 2:07pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
The answers provided by Nigerians are reflective of our hypocritical conservatism about fellat10 and cunn1lingu$.In real life situations,those that condemn the acts are suckers par excellence. |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Nobody: 2:08pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
na wa o. I posted the same stuff days ago, nobody give am face. But because d op is a mod, the thing don reach front page sharp sharp. Mtcheww. Maruwa abeg carry me go next bus stop o jere!  3 Likes |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by leunamme93(m): 2:08pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
9jadelta: Dies |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by kufzy: 2:10pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
lolz... Dats nija for u! |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by maskid(m): 2:10pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
...................and how does that affect the PUMP price of fuel  ?? |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Fazhy: 2:11pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
First to comment, Space Booked! Always very funny to me.
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| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Etumgbe(m): 2:11pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
thank God i be foreign guy |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by greyman: 2:24pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Men eat this?
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| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by dani1luv: 2:31pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
booqee: na wa o. I posted the same stuff days ago, nobody give am face. But because d op is a mod, the thing don reach front page sharp sharp. Mtcheww. Maruwa abeg carry me go next bus stop o jere! When? Link please? Definitely not in this section |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by OkikiOluwa1(m): 2:33pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Dats Nija. But Op, u ll still see one or two people with a good advice |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Networkmaster(m): 2:41pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Very funny you made my day. I love 9ja, the funniest nation in the world. |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by bebechuks: 2:46pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
dani1luv: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A NIGERIAN ADVICEto an extent not all NLanders reply like dat, we r becoming more exposed now. |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Nobody: 2:52pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
this is confirmed copy'modify'n'paste. . . .i postd this same ish in this section dayz ago but little attention was paid to it! . . . .these mods sef en :> www.nairaland.com/1400020/very-funny-difference-btwn-foreign |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Nobody: 2:55pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
True about Nigerian page....Wrong about Foreign page! white people do abuse alot as well 1 Like |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by laplace19(m): 3:40pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Hahahahahahahaha. I can't stop laughing after reading this. Exactly how it is here in naija  |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Nobody: 4:03pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Lolz..i so luv my country |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by dainvincible(m): 4:10pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
dani1luv: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A NIGERIAN ADVICELolzz.... U jst killed it... Tht's naija for u ooº°˚˚°ºº°˚˚˚°o. HYPOCRITES |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by MitchDLeo(m): 5:02pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
You are right on the Mark. I call it African Mentality |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by MitchDLeo(m): 5:04pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
speedyboi: True about Nigerian page....Wrong about Foreign page! white people do abuse alot as wellYeah they do but not like US (HYPOCRITES). We have a bad habit of Overdoing things  |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Flygerian1(m): 5:13pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Loool... Ah! Naija pipu shaaa |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Nobody: 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Funny,Hmmm madam o,continue going down eh God go bless u welu welu. As of my bros over there, I trust him naija blood dey him body ,he no go try am .If to say I know ur Husband ,infact I dey own am one Bottle of Hennessy anytime I meet him. |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Nobody: 5:46pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Please add 'Pray about it' to the Nigerian advice *sigh* |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Shekson(m): 5:58pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Loillz. Yu still fit add nairalanders wey go quote everytin all over again b4 commenting. Person go don scroll down tire b4 him see comment. |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by normaljenny(m): 6:57pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
dani1luv: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A NIGERIAN ADVICE Typical nairaland answers. Lol. They forgot to add= 1. You must be a yoruba woman 2. And you (Aminat) must receive jesus. You need deliverance. 3. Are you repented Bokoharamist? 4. What your street address, I might be staying around. 5. Just sendit your address to banana@sex.com or text it to 080623587466. I can eat you for 1 hour or more. 6. For safety reason as a faithful muslim woman just send me details off were to meet you. 7. Ashawo..... I Just repented and passing by. MsteeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeew |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by gbengaola: 7:51pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
@op,just passing by,how does this affect the price of garri in the market,mod na joke I dey o abeg no ban me,ask my oga at the top,who hide my post abi na ya papa buy data for me,GEJ at work,what is this doing on the front page,add them to your list or the list will be incomplete. |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Rita41(f): 8:30pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
[quote author=gen2briz]In the first place, why seeking for advice on social networking sites? Se una pastor/alfa/babalawo or family elder don die ni.[Tel dem oo/quote] |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by Abbott(m): 9:21pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Lafftaaaa ooo! |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by aieromon(m): 9:31pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
This is funny stuff. |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by barcaboi(m): 10:25pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
[quote author=dani1luv]DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A NIGERIAN ADVICE FOREIGN PAGE Hello, My name is Sandra Stone, I'm from UK, I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed..I go down on him but he has refused to reciprocate...please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos i really want him that way. COMMENTS: John Silva: I think u need to talk to him, marriage is communication Kerry Water: Oh my dear, sorry about that, i have been in your shoes before..i told him right away and he is an expert in it Michael Paper: i get down with my wife, its cool I love doing it..u should talk to your husband __________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________________ NIGERIAN PAGE My name is Aminat, I stay In Abuja, married with a kid, my husband have refused to go down on me, what should I do...No insults abeg COMMENTS: Sule: First to comment, Space Booked! Dayo Muyiwa: Fool, s.3.x na food? Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to womanhood..SHAME on you. Idris Kunle: Any news about ASUU Strike? Toheeb Sule: If you want i go down on you, call my num. 070012345677878 Funmi: I no blame u at all, better go find something to do with ur life. suck kor, soak-away ni Richard: Abeg who get bb charger? Amaka: U be ashewo!! U need deliverance Lynda: Sign of Endtime, Anti Christ among us, Please repent Taofeek: Thunder fire u!! You a disgrace to womanhood!! Lmaooooo......true 2 d bone |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by ravensckar(m): 11:49pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Categories of pple who comment on a social netwrk: THE MORALIZER(Argues only 4rm d moral perspectiv), THE ETHNIC WARIOR(Can fyt nd die for his ethnic grp evn on trivial mattrs), THE BIBLE-LIFER(To him, evrytin is abt d scripture.sees evrytin only wit d prism of religion), THE ATTENTION-SEEKER(Enjoys incurrin d wrath of othrs wit his senseless response), THE COMEDIAN(To him, nothin is a serious mattr), THE HYENA(Laffs lyk one who gets toothpaste for free... Lol, Lmao,), THE WINDBAG(wil alwz bully othrs to acceptin his own opinion), THE CASSANOVA(To him, anyway is evn a way.if a lady lyks or supports his comment O boi, lov story don strt be dt) #My Opinion sha# |
| Re: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by emmabest2000(m): 6:04am On Aug 20, 2013 |
LMFAO
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