It all started in 2591, way back @ university college, Ibadan

Kunlexic: So he sabi play guitar well well,no be book alone,talent no be abinibi...nice one,d boy wey i trained.

Dude even released an album FYI.

Hi Friend,
Have you tried any of the "so called" secrets to making money online? Spent $20, $50, $100 on these systems or programs that make bold claims to grand incomes?

What if I told you for a single N500 payment ONE TIME, you could make N7,812,500 in 2 - 4 weeks? There is no harm in trying... no hidden fees or fine print. Read the instructions below and follow them... see the results that follows
 
 What do you have to lose? N500? I would say in this case....
 
 THE RISK IS WORTH THE REWARD!
 
 Take the time NEEDED to READ & FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!
 
 HONESTY & INTEGRITY make this system WORK!!!
 
 Let’s get started:
 
 Copy this whole page and paste it to your documents folder so you can edit in YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
Follow the simple instructions below and in 2 to 4 weeks, Your account could have as much as N5,000,000+.
There is no limit to the income you can generate from this, as you can do it over and over again!
 
Follow the THREE (3) simple steps below:
 
First, if you don’t have an account get one opened in any of the banks around you and request for an atm card.
 
When you have your Bank Account ready, follow these (3) EASY steps and then repeat (Once a month):
 
 Step 1:
 
 Send this text (I HAVE JOINED. SEND YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS ASAP) from your Phone number to THE FIRST(#1) Phone number on the list.
Pay N500 Naira into the account sent to you, then send a follow up message. Making sure to include this message: Payment for Monthly Membership. (THIS KEEPS IT LEGAL.)
 
Step 2:
 
Once you have done that, REMOVE the 1st Phone Number and move the 2nd to 1st, the 3rd to 2nd, and then add your Phone Number to the 3rd position. (Make sure your Phone number is correct to receive your payments).
 
Here is the list:
 
#1.) 08184531621  (send message "I HAVE JOINED. SEND YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS ASAP" to this number)
 
#2.) 07044910664 (Move this Phone Number up to #1)

#3.)
08031570830   (Send CONFIRMATION MESSAGE stating that you have joined and you are now marketing this system to this Number so they can track their 25, move it up to #2 and Put your Phone Number hers as #3)
 
Now that you have paid the 1st person, save a copy of payment slip or atm printout for your records & send the 3rd person from the list a CONFIRMATION MESSAGE stating that you have joined and you are now marketing this system.
 
Step 3:
 
Now, MARKET YOUR LETTER.
 
You can post on:
Social media eg. Facebook and others, Blogs, Forums and Website with Nigerian traffic eg. Nairaland and others. There are many of them including discussion forums of popular news websites with high traffic, message boards & newsgroups (there are thousands).
Please do not post on foreign sites as this system is serviced with Naira

 
 Also, Send an email to your own list or broadcast to your Blackberry Contact list(if you have one).

 
 YOUR JOB IS TO ENSURE THAT 25 PEOPLE SEND YOU A CONFIRMATION TEXT MESSAGE
 
 If you have NOT received at least 25 replies, keep Marketing the letter until there are at least 25.
 
 Once you have arrived at the 1st position, it means hundreds, even thousands have been working the program since you started. All of those people will then pay you as the 1st and you won’t believe the kind of money that will be generated. Seriously, do the math – WHEN 25 people see and do the exact same thing EVERYONE wins!!!
 
 Send N500 & You WILL QUICKLY Change Your Life and LEGALLY HELP others!
 
 RESULTS-When you reach the 1st spot, and everyone has done their part to get 25 to join:
 
 With you as 3rd on the list you get 25 to join.
 
 Those 25 each get 25 with YOU as 2nd on the list, that = 625.
 
 Those 625 each get 25 with YOU as #1 on the list, that = 15,625.
 
 Those 15,625 will send you N500 and YOU will make over N7,812,500.
 
 Keep in mind – the most you spend is N500 . This works FAST!
 
 Please give it an honest effort, you will not be disappointed and will be very glad you did when it starts to work. Be creative. Remember, all you’re going to be out of pocket is N500, with the opportunity of banking a few millions into your account in 2-4Weeks
 
 For N500 – YOU Can Make BIG Money in an HONEST Way!
 
 If you follow the steps honestly, you can help change your position.
 
 Browse around www.honestefforts.com if you like what you see, share the site on your own social networks! The more people that are exposed to opportunity to improve themselves, the more successful we will all become!

One thing is the hold a guitar,the other is to play it.he is holding the guitar not thet he can produce any meaningful sound.can he play open E chords,jazz chords ,blues scales, major pentatonic scales,diminishing schords,,sustain chords,spanish chords? If the answer is no,then he is just a guitar lover not a guiarist. I rest my case

Freedani: One thing is the hold a guitar,the other is to play it.he is holding the guitar not thet he can produce any meaningful sound.can he play open E chords,jazz chords ,blues scales, major pentatonic scales,diminishing schords,,sustain chords,spanish chords? If the answer is no,then he is just a guitar lover not a guiarist. I rest my case

LOL. Your case rests on your ignorance. Once again, for your information he released an album.

Freedani: One thing is the hold a guitar,the other is to play it.he is holding the guitar not thet he can produce any meaningful sound.can he play open E chords,jazz chords ,blues scales, major pentatonic scales,diminishing schords,,sustain chords,spanish chords? If the answer is no,then he is just a guitar lover not a guiarist. I rest my case

What shall it profit mua to play all these tinz and not make money

Am a music lover..

okpara ugo:

What shall it profit mua to play all these tinz and not make money

Am a music lover..

A big sorry and nto to you.

[quote author=Kslib]Who be Wole?
The Guitar abi the Mic ?..
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All izz well!

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Just because you have a vaginas doesn't mean it’s good, agreeable or likeable to the man you are seeing. Contrary to popular beliefs, women who are skinny have deeper vaginas than women who have big butts. It’s funny because you would think that it’s the other way around, the women with the big butts are the women with the deep canals, but in all actuality the women who are skinny have the deeper canals.

So a lot of men chase the women with the big butts. Perhaps it’s because there's less ground to cover. There is a bottom. If a man can't find the bottom of the canal, then that's a bit of a problem and makes the experience uninviting. He will gladly refer you to the guy who is more suited to go deeper.

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As we observe in amazement, it will almost be like there was never an issue of her being too small. That’s the power of the vaginas. A man can never truly out do or out pump a well lubricated vaginas, impossible, as a woman can never control a man’s peniss. In fact, a man can't even control his own joystick. A peniss has a mind of its own at a certain point in time. Usually from just prior to insertion, the peniss is in full control and the man is observing. Contrary to what men think, in the end the womanliness always wins. It’s elastic.

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i like the small soyinka die

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Adelaide2: Fake Soyinka. That is not him

Who dey cancel my post for me. I send you?

Don't mind the illiterates Yoruba Yoruba, they cannot read the name boldly written on the picture. THe person in the picture is actually one Mr. Early Soyinka and not the Yoruba Prof.

This is nt wole my padi.

olaheavy: Every blessed day across the Yorubaland, the Ibos can be seen running helter- skelter with pans in their hands entering into millions of bukateria where barrels of amala and red oily soup are served. Even their forefathers, Azikiwe ate it in both Ibadan and Lagos, Ojukwu ate it in Lagos, while Achebe ate his own when he attended the University of Ibadan. So, I don't know why the new generation Ibos are calling the Yoruba "o.fem.anu" when the whole world knows they eat our food also since millions of them find sanctuary in Yorubaland. It think the hypocritical Ibos are deceiving themselves.

Igbos can lie ehn, kai! Even when they know you know the truth. These mofos eat amala more than the Yorubas. Igbos, I hail ooo.

ichidodo: *Vomits on thread *" uuuuuuurghgghghhh!!!,*Wipes the puke off his mouth with tissue, dumps it on thread and walks away.

ur own no come swit

Soyinka is a legend-a good soul.

spongeback: He is like fine wine he got better with age

na person husband oooo

Mr Ben Sun:

seconded....i was about saying the same thing

Guys Seriously shine your eyes.. And let's be sincere... This Man is a Legend.

Pls chk dis https://www.nairaland.com/1237991/wole-soyinka-things-never-knew

nokingasgod:

Don't mind the illiterates Yoruba Yoruba, they cannot read the name boldly written on the picture. THe person in the picture is actually one Mr. Early Soyinka and not the Yoruba Prof.

LMAO...nice joke...