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Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Lilyluv028(f): 11:01am On Aug 23, 2013 |
yemi2plus2:i don't like guys with such body.anyway i dey enjoyed ur story.more strength to ur body. |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Nobody: 11:05am On Aug 23, 2013 |
yemi2plus2:hmmmm, looks at d okpa, stretches out his hand to reach for it, withdraws. collects d popcorn, on a second thought, drops it. in fact, give me both Hw orders. |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by linpok: 11:47am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Lilyluv028: i don't like guys with such body Hmmmn...-i don't wana say somfin nw nd ma oga@d top will say anoda...*lol* |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 1:14pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Lilyluv028: i don't like guys with such body.anyway i dey enjoyed ur story.more strength to ur body.No Comment |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Mercykayy(m): 2:11pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
who stole my mat wtf! anyway,I will manage the 3 legged chair behind me! love your story bro. More ink to your pen |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by papindinho(m): 4:23pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
papindinho was here and he's still here. #front seat straight# #@Melancholy, shift nao# lolz... |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Larryfest(m): 5:47pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Yemolistic abeg help me out here....wat do u mean by short story?..4 or 5 updates?....me no go like am if e too short oooo.... wARNING!!! |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Firstgentleman1(m): 6:13pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
papindinho: papindinho was here and he's still here. #front seat straight# #@Melancholy, shift nao# lolz...Na so all of una go dey hustle front seat. FYI, front seat don full o. Just go siddon 4 dat mat there. |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Firstgentleman1(m): 6:15pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Ride on Mr. Yemi2plus2 aka woman wrapper |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by sweetsmalsis(f): 6:48pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Ride on dear! |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:45pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Larryfest: Yemolistic abeg help me out here....wat do u mean by short story?..4 or 5 updates?....me no go like am if e too short oooo.... wARNING!!!it will not be long as "2go Love Story" |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:46pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
sweetsmalsis: Ride on dear!yes ma'ma |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:46pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Update... |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by papindinho(m): 7:59pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
yemi2plus2: Update...I don sit on top mat oooo.... Waiting boss |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by tbabstobadt(m): 8:35pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
yemolistic!!! ...u dint inform me bout ds ooo.,.buh all d same nice story π√¹½ |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 8:39pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
"Na why this girl no won pick her call na?" I asked myself for the fifteenth time. I hope she was not serious with her statement? How could she be serious, because I refused following her to her lodge? "Why not go to her lodge" a part of me suggested. Yes! It was better I go to her lodge. I was not ready to lose a good friend like Victoria, at least, not until I taste from her "honey- pot". Anyigba's sun was unfriendly and unhappy with me as I decided to 'trek' down to Victoria's lodge. It reduced its distance from the Sky - Earth to approximately 140,000,000km; 91,000,000mi, thereby causing an abnormal sunlight that could cook "beans" in minutes. I thought of taking a motorcircle, but changed my mind when I realised I had just five hundred naira I intended to use for something better. Something better? No! I guess. What was better in watching a Nigerian musical sing absoluate nonsense? "kpon.....kpon.....kpon" I knocked at Victoria's lodge few minutes later. "Who is there?" she asked. "Yemi!" I replied. I heard some strange movement inside the room and the door was locked from behind. I waited outside for about a minute, then I called; "Victoria!!" "What do you want?" she asked from the room. "Open the door" I commanded. "why should I?" she asked. I was already used to Victoria and the way she ask silly questions. "Open the door or I break it down" I made an empty threat. "When did you become a thief that break down doors?" She asked after opening the door. I didn't bother to reply her as I walked inside the room and sat down on a reading chair placed by the side of a table. An 8inches Mouka foam was laid North-East in the room. The square room was painted pink, with almost all the decorations having the pink colour; curtains, bedsheet, rug and even her hanger. A LG television (32inches) set was placed ontop of a black glass shelf with DVD player and sound system arranged at different top of the shelf. "Where is the food?" I asked. "Which food?" "Your vagin'a" the word almost slipped from my mouth. "The food you talked about after the boring lecture" "It's finsh" she replied with an unusual look on her beautiful face. I stood up from the chair I was seated on, looked straight into her eyes and walked to the kitchenette. "Don't take anything from the pot" she shouted. I didn't reply her. I open a mini-size pot which was on a green stove.... Lo! and Behold! I was welcome by a pleasant aroma of a tasty and mouth-watering Jollof rice with fried chicken. Immediately, the worms inside my stomach started fighting. I could remember the last time I ate such food was about three months ago, it was actually on January 3rd, which was during my last birthday party. Without wasting more time, I grabbed a white breakable plate neatly arranged on the cooking- table and dished out a reasonable quantity of Jollof rice and a piece of fried chicken. "hmmmm........" I said out while eating the food. "What do you mean by that?" she asked one of her silly questions. "Who prepared this food?" I asked. I needed to know the name of the professional chef that prepared such a delicious meal. "I did" she informed, with a great smile on her timid face. She stood up from the foam she sat on and walked to where I was eating. |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 8:40pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
tbabstobadt: yemolistic!!! ...u dint inform me bout ds ooo.,.buh all d same nice story π√¹½abeg nor vex. |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 9:31pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Impossible! Impossicant!! Impossicantibility!!! I had tasted different kinds of food prepared by her, non was as delicious as the Jollof rice. "Really?" "yes! Or don't you like it?" she asked, with an innocent face. "Like is just an understatement, I love it" I had said. "it's very delicious" I complimented. "Thanks", she replied with a white grin. She walked to the kitchenette, came back with a glass of water and spoon. "What are you trying to do?" I asked as she tried using her spoon to eat part from "my" rice... Yes, she was the one that prepared it, but I just couldn't share the meal with her. It was too delicious to be shared. "What does it look like?" she had asked. I could remember the last time we ate together at Marijuana lodge, she ate like a hungry lion dividing its prey. "You can't eat with you" I stated. "why?" "it won't be enough for both of us", I lied. The food was more than enough for both of us. She gave me a mad look, walked into the kitchenette and came back with a plate of rice. I quickly rushed my food and joined her on the floor. "What?" she asked moving the food away from my reach. "I want to eat" She kept quiet and brought the plate of rice back. As I ate, I grabbed her piece of chicken. "Keep it!" she ordered with a hard face. I kept the piece of fried chicken, picked some rice and stressed my spoon to her mouth. She watched innocently as I spoke like a gentle man; "open your mouth" She gave me a smile and opened her wide mouth, revealing her complete set of 32 shining white tooth. This was unlike the Victoria I knew, she would never allow such act not even with her so-called boyfriend. What was wrong? Why the sudden change? I wondered. "Open your mouth too" she said to me, trying to keep the fun rolling. I opened my mouth as she feeded me like an infant, we feeded ourselves like lovers, soon, our lips were interlocked. "stop it....I don't like it" she had complained. "please....now" I begged. I quickly found her right bosom and started pressing it, when someone suddenly knocked at the door. 1 Like |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Nobody: 10:23pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
C gobe U eh,woman neva do u. Enof somthng abi? |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by ninja4life(m): 10:26pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
So una wan bleep ur best friend victoria,anyway more energy to ur elbow |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 10:35pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Vickii Ro: C gobeit happened months before Blessing gave birth |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 10:36pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
ninja4life: So una wan bleep ur best friend victoria,anyway more energy to ur elbowwait til you read my next update |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by tbabstobadt(m): 10:51pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
yemi2plus2:.. bad boys never give up.. no go do pass ababio oo. ... |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by tbabstobadt(m): 10:51pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
yemi2plus2:.. bad boys never give up.. no go do pass ababio oo. ...BTW...yemolistic wat bout d 2go stuff?? |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Destiny4fame(m): 12:15am On Aug 24, 2013 |
Yemolistic yemoooo........eeyan ti JUMOKE........hmmmm.....I dey feel U |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Eniqurl(f): 6:19am On Aug 24, 2013 |
Chai! I almst missd ma train oh, dz tori z mkinq sense oh abeq no slow update dz tym arnd. Yemi! U cant chnqe lyk criozli ur pikin qo plnty no wori. |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yehmy(m): 7:13am On Aug 24, 2013 |
As u can see, we are all very very high on ur story....... YAGA!!! Buh please Yemi "i almost said" or ur "i wished i said dat" is sounding boring try using words like "Words running through my mind, or All i was thinking at dt tym" *drives in Bugatti* steps down wiv my xpensive Versace........ KHONA. |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:21am On Aug 24, 2013 |
yehmy: Buh please Yemi "i almost said" or ur "i wished i said dat" is sounding boring try using words like "Words running through my mind, or All i was thinking at dt tym"Noted. |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yehmy(m): 7:22am On Aug 24, 2013 |
Eni~girl: Change? den u ladies shuld also stop dis tin una dey do like if me nd you are in Yemi and Victoria shoes tell me nothing will Happen |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by tbabstobadt(m): 7:24am On Aug 24, 2013 |
Viewing this topic: yehmy ( m ), yemi2plus2 (m ).... oya update oo...abi u no go gyv us mourning devotion nii?? |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:32am On Aug 24, 2013 |
Eni~girl:yes o, i wish to born like seven children but not outside wedlock. |
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:33am On Aug 24, 2013 |
tbabstobadt: Viewing this topic: yehmy ( m ),I will update |
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