INFORMATION REACHING PLANET EARTH SAYS THAT SATAN AND HIS AGENTS ARE PROTESTING SERIOUSLY....OVER 5 COUNT ISSUES AGAINST THE PDP LED GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA....THEY ARE VEXED WITH GOODLUCK JONATHAN........SPOKESMAN FOR LUCIFER SAID THE INTENSITY OF HELL FIRE IS REDUCING DRASTICALLY DUE TO SCARCITY ND HIGH INCREMENT IN THE PRICE OF PMS....OF WHICH THEY ATTRIBUTED TO FUEL SUBSIDY...SO THERFORE SATAN AND HIS COHORTS ARE CALLIN ON GOODLUCK JONATHAN TO REVERSE THE SUBSIDY REMOVAL......LUCIFER ALSO DECRIED THE LACK OF BASIC INFRASTRUCTURE FOR INSTANCE THE ROAD TO HELL HAS NOT BEEN REHABILITATED SINCE THE ERA OF OBASANJO..DUE TO THE HIGH INFLUX OF PEOPLE PLYING THE ROAD EVERYDAY OF WICH NIGERIANS CONSTITUTES THE MAJORITY..HE IS THEREFORE CALLING ON JONATHAN TO FIX THE ROADS AND PROVIDE JOBS FOR HIS AGENTS,......MEANWHILE INSIDERS IN HELL FIRE ALSO REVEALED THAT DEVIL IS VEXING DUE TO THE FACT THAT ANGEL GABRIEL SENT HIM ON AN ERRAND TO BUY BREAD AND BEANS FOR HIM...THOUGH HE DINT GO BUH IN TURN SENT PATIENCE JONATHAN....BUH GOODLUCK REFUSED AND ASKED LUCIFER TO SEND BUHARI TO GET THE BEANS FOR HIM.......MEANWHILE LUCIFER IS ANGRY WITH TELECOMS COMPANIES ESPECIALLY MTN FOR THE POOR NETWORK AND PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH ITS BIS....RELIABLE SOURCES ATTESTED TO THE FACT THAT DEVIL IS FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO PING.....MEANWHILE....THIS IS THE LATEST COMING STRAIT FROM HELL....TO MOTHER EARTH....MORE COMING SOON...AS THE AGENT OF DEVIL BRIEFING ME IN THE PERSON OF ANGEL SARABATULI....TOLD ME THAT HE IS ACTUALLY ON AN ERRAND TO BUY ALOMO AND SUYA FOR LUCIFER....HE IS ALSO PLANNIN TO VISIT TERRYG...MEANWHILE TILL HE CUMS BACK FROM HIS DESTINATION....I WILL FEED U GUYS MORE INFO...MEANWHILE LEMME ALSO GET BACK TO MA BASE AM NOT THAT JOBLESS BUH ALL THANKS TO ASUU......MORE PALMOIL TO THEIR ARMPIT.....I CASE MA REST FOR NOW cool cool cool cool tongue tongue tongue tongue kiss kiss smiley smiley wink wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin