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Application Form To Marry My Daughter by myboy2010(m): 8:22pm On Aug 25, 2013
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I, _______________, hereby apply to marry
your daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/ No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above
questions was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _
___________________ ___________________ _
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how
you can give respect to your father in-
law
or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my hair-style at the saloon",
what would you answer? _______________
_____ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ____
________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? ____________________ _____
_______________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/
No. If No, explain why? 7. Were your
parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES,
for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain
why you were born out of wedlock. 8.
Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY" as used by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause
a man to sleep outside his house. 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is
the owner of the kids between father
and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No. 3. Are you short-tempered?Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? _
_
__________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad? ____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? _____
_______________
4. When can I interview your church
pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in newspaper to
check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please don't call me,
or visit me, or contact my daughter, you
will be disqualified. Leave your details in case I need to ask
you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
______________________
______________________
Email: ______________________ Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ______________________

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Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by teddi3: 7:52pm On Aug 26, 2013
that daughter of yours had better be worth it.
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by Sotamz: 10:16pm On Aug 26, 2013
na old age go catch ur daughter ni
Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by aquaprin90: 12:30pm On Aug 27, 2013
Oh my God...its too much...it would be better to stay bachelor than to marry his daughter...lolz... grin

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