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The Marriage Application by sunny3kng(m): 3:58pm On Aug 26, 2013
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________ , hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir.
I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions
was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father in-law or
mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need
money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? _______________ _____ _______________ _____
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean
to you? _______________ _____ _______________ _____
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No.
If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents
legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how long?
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is
the owner of the kids between father and
mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews?
_______________ _____
2. When can be the best time to interview
your dad? _______________ _____
3. When can I interview your mum?
_________________________________________________
4. When can I interview ur church Pastor
5. Pls stick your passport size photo below which will be put in news paper to Check if u have other girlfriends
Sign here____________
Sign again ____________
Thanks 4 showing interest in my daughter.
Your Application will be processed in 1 year and 6 months time.
You will be acknowledged if only u emerge successful.
As you are waiting don't call me, visit me or contact my Daughter as you will be disqualified if u do so.
Leave your details in case I need 2 ask you more questions.
Postal Address
__________________________________________________________________
Email ______________________________________________
Phone number ______________________________________________
Facebook Contact ______________________________________________
Twitter Contact ______________________________________________
Watz App contact __________________________________________________
Instagram ______________________________________________
And any other social network u associate with.
Your Bank Details (balance) and figures u earn will be an added advantage.

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