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Application To Marry My Daughter by nonnystar(f): 5:37pm On Aug 27, 2013
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER FROM AKPOS.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITTING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________ , hereby apply to marry your beautiful
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do
not continue & quietly leave my house. Don't look back as
you walk out. If all your answers were YES, then you may
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of
cheating in marriage.________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give
respect to your father/mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my
hair at the saloon", what would be yo answer?___________
________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
________________________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? ____
___________ _______________________
6. Do you have both yo mum & dad? Yes/No. If No,
explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for
how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your
age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used
by married women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep
outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of
the kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews?
____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview
your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
____________________
4. When can I interview your church pastor/mosque
imam
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will
be put in all the daily newspapers for 1 week to cross-
check if you have other girlfriends or on wanted list by
Victim Support Unit, Ghana Police or other law
enforcement agencies.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your
application will be processed in 1 year and six months
time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful.
As you wait for my response, please don't call me, or visit
me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified
automatically. Leave your details below in case I need to
ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
______________________
Email: _____________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook name: _____________________

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