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Application To Marry My Daughter by ddooskie(m): 5:48pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
I fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until i made my intension known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. _______________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________ _________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________ _____ _____________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? __________________________________________________________________________________ 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? _________________________________________ 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long?________________________ If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _______________________________________________________________________ _ _____________________________________ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _______________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________ 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? _________________________________________ Answer the following by Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor ____________________________________ 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Sign again: _______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you are waiting, Please don't call me! Don't visit me! Don't contact my daughter! If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions Postal Address: _________________________________________ ______________________________________ ____ Email: ____________________________________ ____________________________________ Phone: ____________________________________ ___________________________________________ ____ Home: __________________________________ Facebook: ________________________________ BEST WISHES.!!! https://m./127469953270?view=permalink&id=10152436092298271&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6056359374991209356%3Amf_story_key.-4647477409687567698%3Aapp_id.2915120374&__tn__=%2As |
Re: Application To Marry My Daughter by Udoabasi(m): 6:17pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
Take heart bro. |
Re: Application To Marry My Daughter by Baddo101(m): 6:24pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
na aptitude test for marriage recruitment? |
Re: Application To Marry My Daughter by ddooskie(m): 8:17pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
even job test no hard reach dis one. |
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