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Double Wahala For Deadi Bodi by Nobody: 7:07pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
28 August 2013 05:00 Written by Tunde Asaju Tell those who are ‘beefing’ the poor Namibian girl for beating their idol to the $300,000 BBA Prize to take it easy. There are prizes for nobler things to be coveted than those awarded for shameless nudity and unmatched debauchery. Our nation never ceases to oddly but literally inspire, and if you doubt me, check your local Nollywood video listings. A nation under global terrorism watch-list produced a 14-year-old boy stowed in the wheel compartment of a commercial flight between Benin and Lagos. Those we employ to ensure the safety and airworthiness of planes were perhaps too busy collecting their egunje from passengers to notice. You can understand why most foreign missions ban local flights for their employees and only investors fly our national coffins. With Imam Shekau a subject of ifs and how, and most international flights either taking off or arriving at night, God bless those who must fly in and out of Naija. Without a thought for the state of his physical and mental health, the boy was pulled by the collar, like a dog, and thrown into a police interrogation centre where hardened criminals run a parallel republic. Expect a query or a sack, but not of the big guns – sloppiness protects its own. Only a month ago, the video of a police sergeant basically doing his best not to rob a driver went viral. The Inspector General of Police quickly fired the scapegoat and left the deep rut in place. No talk of disciplinary action to the officers he was calling to report that the driver did not play ball. The caravan of news is likely to perch in Jalingo by the time the police finish the air interrogation. Jalingo should be the new Mecca of news absurdity. Expect full-page adverts welcoming partially senile and partially uncons-cious Danbaba Suntai who flew back home over the weekend. Looking emotionless, the governor of rustic Taraba was sandwiched between choreographed minders through the executive wing of the Abuja Airport unto another plane to Jalingo. He is said to be in good condition, a euphemism for the state of health of the three ‘this is Lagos’ statues on the Eko end of the Lagos-Ibadan expressway. In October 2012, Suntai crashed one of the three helicopters he acquired for frequent junkets outside his state missing death by the whiskers of state funds. Taraba is buried in the labyrinth of the political north hardly making news but for the antics of its comic rulers. The closest airport to the state capital, Jalingo, is about 171 kilometres from Yola. In full health, Suntai could not imagine himself making the trips back and forth perhaps on some of the worst roads with dangers reserved for the unprotected only. Armed with a flight certificate from a local flying school, he hopped between both towns in helicopters until his crash. He had to be air-ambulanced abroad courtesy of a policy, which does not punish for negligence or lack of functional hospitals in their own domain. A system that can paralyze the finances of an entire state for the comfort of one endangered elected official hardly gives room for rationality or accountability. Suntai has drawn full salary in addition to having his medical bills and those of hangers’ on picked by his indigent state. As you read this, he or his ghost should be sitting at his desk, signing cheques and laws in total or partial oblivion. Succession, which is bound to be debated only in whispers tilt the balance in his favour. He is a Christian in a state populated by his brethren and so God’s elect. Dead or alive, Suntai would continue to be propped up by a local cabal, Umaru Yar’adua style, until he drops or by some divine manoeuvrability he gets a successor. Any attempt to push or shove it could result in the unleashing of mayhem, fire and brimstone. While his ghost reigns, there would likely be no press statements on his health. His deputy, chosen more for religious balance than anything else, is in a delicate balance and an automatic student of political crisis management. As a Muslim in a state in which his brethren are in a minority, he is expected to suffer the reverse of what happens in others where his brethren are in majority. He must navigate the delicate balance between personal or group ambition and the uneven scales of treachery. He must walk, work and talk with rat-like cunning and sagacious subterfuge. Too much of anything and he is bound to take the poisonous darts of suspicious criticism; too little he might strike a tinderbox. Taraba, like its mother Naija, is not devoid of capable hands to steer the ship of state, but it must do the old Babangidance – a little to the left and a little to the right – while praying for a benign escape from its political quandary. Until then, it’s back to Fela’s double wahala for deadi bodi and the owner of deadi body. http://dailytrust.info/index.php/opinion/4118-double-wahala-for-deadi-bodi |
Re: Double Wahala For Deadi Bodi by RINE1: 7:09pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
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