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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Jekonmor(m): 12:14pm On Dec 02, 2017
makky555:



Lol... I was asked to bring the eyelash of cricket with two newly laid egg of a lion and the paws of a tilapia fish

Wow! U are so lucky dear.
I was told to look for a mad snake and 2 blind elephants. cry

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by makky555(f): 8:06pm On Dec 03, 2017
Jekonmor:


Wow! U are so lucky dear.
I was told to look for a mad snake and 2 blind elephants. cry


That can be arranged wink... Just drug the snake angry and shoot the eyes of the elephants angry

Problem solved grin

Thank me later tongue
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by TaiwoPriscilla(f): 3:51pm On Dec 05, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kicc123: 2:58pm On Dec 09, 2017
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by iresidency(m): 11:47am On Dec 10, 2017
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

Of course why not. Why spoil a perfectly good business! grin
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Anulux(f): 4:23am On Dec 13, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Deckline(m): 11:50am On Dec 13, 2017
Please,ibadan people... Its not jibiti, its GTBank.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Deckline(m): 11:53am On Dec 13, 2017
I just hope army pikin no dey here o... Make i jejeli go sidon my own o
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ibrahimarrajitv: 8:24am On Dec 14, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by belshazzar99(m): 4:38pm On Dec 18, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Revolva(m): 3:39am On Dec 20, 2017

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by tmogba4(m): 11:29am On Dec 20, 2017
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

Nice one bro.
I do hope you've taken it to the professional level?
If not, give us a call and we will promote you

+ You stand a chance to go on a tour with us in 2018

Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by carlosSeyi(m): 5:19pm On Dec 23, 2017
makky555:


No... sad
I went to okija shine to confirm smiley
what did my boo boo go and do at okija
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by carlosSeyi(m): 5:21pm On Dec 23, 2017
makky555:



Lol... I was asked to bring the eyelash of cricket with two newly laid egg of a lion and the paws of a tilapia fish
lmao chai
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by iamsirmichael1(m): 7:55am On Dec 25, 2017
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Stegomiah(f): 7:57am On Dec 25, 2017
iamsirmichael1:



Merry Christmas Dear
Okay, will do just that
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by iamsirmichael1(m): 5:02pm On Dec 25, 2017
Stegomiah, it's just likes right?? Answer quick please
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Stegomiah(f): 5:43pm On Dec 25, 2017
iamsirmichael1:
Stegomiah, it's just likes right?? Answer quick please


Yes
Sorry, who banned you?
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by iamsirmichael1(m): 5:48pm On Dec 25, 2017
Stegomiah:



Yes
Sorry, who banned you?

Phew! That was close. Thanks.

No one.

You should endeavour to like it too. The photo I mean smiley
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ali1king: 9:17pm On Dec 29, 2017
Check out this mark angel commedy

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ibrahimarrajitv: 7:03am On Jan 02
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by emmyslide: 2:31pm On Jan 04
Very funny
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Rheenah: 3:09am On Jan 05

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