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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by akoredebadru(m): 8:58am On Aug 26, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by IamDaniella: 7:24pm On Aug 26, 2017
Getting hotter and more hilarious, here is another comedy skit from Linjust titled "Daddies & 1st Position", I can't stop laughing ➡
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by tonexman18(m): 1:05pm On Aug 29, 2017
I wanted to play Pes 2017 on my phone, so i chose Arsenal & the first opponent was Liverpool.
When it finished loading, waiting to start the match.
Arsenal players refused to come out oo.
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Tolams16(m): 1:38pm On Sep 10, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by mickydonald: 11:22pm On Sep 10, 2017
FATALITY �� that is what really happens when you slap your father . don't ever try this at all. (must watch)
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ryeechzzi: 12:15am On Sep 14, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by lilliesboy(m): 2:20pm On Sep 16, 2017
She walked up to me and said, "I want you to give me some minutes of your time. Can you tell me what to do in order to make my boobs BIGGER, I mean my breasts? At my age I think my breasts are too small, so please tell me how to make them bigger and firm like those of Ini Edo, Mercy Johnson, Britney Spears etc."

For some seconds I was speechless, her question came too sudden and direct. She had little tears in her eyes and I could tell she meant what she said. This girl is so pretty and used to be the lady I woo on every given moment for almost seven months but she was acting too "hard-to-get" (probably due to my society-inflicted poverty) and I had to let her go like Goodluck let the great comfort he enjoyed at the Aso Rock Villa go to Buhari. And here she is, asking such a sensitive question that most women would never want to ask a man, at least not someone like me who is not a doctor.

"Am not a doctor! Or, why don't you go to a vulcanizer? Papa Keme is a vulcanizer and he may help you PUMP them to whatever size you want. But, if you ask me, I will say your breasts are okay the way they are," I replied.
She looked around to see if anyone is watching, grabbed my hand and said, "Oh, please be serious. How could you tell me to visit a vulcanizer! My breasts are not 'tokunbo/Belgium tyres' for god sake. And please don't tell me you like my breasts they way they are, you are just mocking me.
Please help me. In fact, some female friends of mine RECOMMENDED you to me; they said you have helped them and other women before with similar problem. I know you can help me too, use you 'SATANism' or whatever to make me happy. Please..."

At that point the Spirit came upon me and I had mercy on her small but pretty breasts, I mean on her, and began to prophesy Satanically. "It is alright, it is alright. I will help you, stop crying. Now follow me, let's go to my ROOM for the breast augumenting process; this is not something to be 'fixed' in an open place like this."

#ToBeContinued...
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