i called my friend last night to conclude on the Aso ebi she is planning for her sister's wedding. At first i noticed her voice changed but i didn't count it as anything as the call progress i started hearing a man's voice in the background, all of a sudden i started pa pa pa pa pa pa sound of 2 laps meeting then came the intermittent moans.i beckoned on my husband i put the call on loudspeakers he opened his mouth wide! Through all This my friend continued the call as if i am oblivion of what was going on. why pick a call in the middle of something.she and her husband are a crazy bunch! i will see her today but wont raise the issue. wonders shall never end.

Mschewwwwwww. Big a$$, small brain.

Yeahhhh, it's really crazy and kinky..but my Ex was mad when I tried that once...anyway,she's married so I guuesss her hubby approves.

duffie: Yeahhhh, it's really crazy and kinky..but my Ex was mad when I tried that once...anyway,she's married so I guuesss her hubby approves.

I won't pick a call during such process but since she is married, no qualms.

Na craze dey worry d woman. Wetn make ha pick d kal wen she knw sey na anoda world she dey?

Probably she wants to encourage you to do thesame with your hobby

mascot87: Probably she wants to encourage you to do thesame with your hobby

u are not far frm the truth

You and your husband are perverts....so instead of ending the call, both of you continued to listen....end tym tins

And why didn't you end the call when they started? You just had to stay on the line till they climaxed. Let's say 5 to 10 mins just to confirm.

Permit me to say you are a pervert.

Thank you.

Why call me pervert for continuing a call with someone who was having sex? Why did she pick? Its more embarrassing if I had end the after she had decided not to end the caLl afterall its her decision to pick up while having sex

Dear Federal Government and ASUU, na God I dey take beg una, please call off this strike.

Hian, if I see anymore "He didn't answer my pings and I was murdered", Do prostitut3s use Lubrica", threads I will go and stand in front of the National Assembly nak3D till you call off this strike.

debrief08: Dear Federal Government and ASUU, na God I dey take beg una, please call off this strike.

Hian, if I see anymore "He didn't answer my pings and I was murdered", Do prostitut3s use Lubrica", threads I will go and stand in front of the National Assembly nak3D till you call off this strike.

Pls, I take God name beg you, no nak3d oh! Na disaster you go cos oh!

debrief08: Dear Federal Government and ASUU, na God I dey take beg una, please call off this strike.

Hian, if I see anymore "He didn't answer my pings and I was murdered", Do prostitut3s use Lubrica", threads I will go and stand in front of the National Assembly nak3D till you call off this strike.

My dear sister I tire o, was it not this same lady/girl that opened a thread earlier asking if prostitutes use lubricants or not Now see another thread,even if at all what she put here abt her friend is true can't she just keep it to herself Must people always bring their dirty filthy linen to public? I doubt if she is even married as she has claimed in this post.

taryour:

My dear sister I tire o, was it not this same lady/girl that opened a thread earlier asking if prostitutes use lubricants or not Now see another thread,even if at all what she put here abt her friend is true can't she just keep it to herself Must people always bring their dirty filthy linen to public? I doubt if she is even married as she has claimed in this post.

My sister when children are on break you find threads filled with hormones and "what will you do" stories"
"My Sister has sweety smelly br2ast", "what will you do if your boyfriend pollutes" "Will you marry a man who scratches his bal-ls" etc.

I CAN SEE SOME GRANNIES HERE

OLD PEOPLES HOME.
I AM MARRIED

bigass: OLD PEOPLES HOME.
I AM MARRIED

Yeah right,if you are married biko act like one, I just wonder how much time you got on your hands to sit and gist/argue about prostitutes with friends, of all gist in this world for married women to talk about. For your own good and your happy home stay away from such friends and talks. Sure there are lots and better girls talk to discuss with friends.

This is really absurd,a couple in their home doing their own thing is now up for discussion on a public site.
Na wa for you poster this is not fair on your friend at all.

debrief08: Dear Federal Government and ASUU, na God I dey take beg una, please call off this strike.

Hian, if I see anymore "He didn't answer my pings and I was murdered", Do prostitut3s use Lubrica", threads I will go and stand in front of the National Assembly nak3D till you call off this strike.

debrief08: Dear Federal Government and ASUU, na God I dey take beg una, please call off this strike.

Hian, if I see anymore "He didn't answer my pings and I was murdered", Do prostitut3s use Lubrica", threads I will go and stand in front of the National Assembly nak3D till you call off this strike.

Damn! This one crack me up!

Maybe OP should not have posted this. Too obscene for my ears.

But the jobless part can go in a circle. The thread opener and the commenters getting equal share.


Now, I feel jobless

bigass: all of a sudden i started pa pa pa pa pa pa sound of 2 laps meeting

And you asked your hubby to listen on? Whatever happened to loyalty to friendship?

deols: Maybe OP should not have posted this. Too obscene for my ears.

But the jobless part can go in a circle. The thread opener and the commenters getting equal share.


Now, I feel jobless

Lmao!

Na so, for u to put the call on loud speaker u wre enjoying the moan, lmao

If you have time to answer phone calls or texts during $ex, then your partner is not hitting it correctly.

thats multitasking at its peak
give that woman a medal!

whiteroses: Next time your friend answers her phone as she dey bala, try the following steps:

Off your dress
Off your pant
Start to dey romance your self by rubbing your nipples till it hardens
Lick your lips and turn the speaker up to hear their laps banging very well
Oil your kpekus
and slide one or two of your fingers up your toto
Now start to they bala yourself till you cum then unleash a very loud moan so they can hear you too
ode

bush girl

fr3do:
thats multitasking at its peak
give that woman a medal!

thats the point shes is good

duffie: Yeahhhh, it's really crazy and kinky..but my Ex was mad when I tried that once...anyway,she's married so I guuesss her hubby approves.

You a lesbian?